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RazorEdgeSnail

31 M Sterling Heights, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Musician, philosopher, cynic, psychonaut, gamer.

I play guitar, bass, drums, ukulele, some piano and have dabbled with the violin.

If perception is reality and chemical reactions in the brain affect our perception, then how do we know which perceptive state is true?

The world needs some positive change but that's never going to happen when corporations buy off or shame anyone who poses a threat to their bottom line.

I enjoy altered states of consciousness and the improved perspective they bring to all aspects of life.

I own a virtual boy and have an impressive SNES library. I also rock the riot shield in all of the COD games.

And now you know if we have something to talk about :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Retail management isn't glorious or anything but it does offer many opportunities to screw with people's minds. I also splice sex organs into family films some nights. When not making a living I do research online to learn everything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm very clutch. I have this crazy ability to pull random knowledge or acts of physical skill out of nowhere. It's better to be lucky than good, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bright blue eyes, the way my butt might resemble a greek sculpture and how much I know about everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lolita, Fight Club, Farmer Boy, Vertical Run, The Fountainhead, Robert Frost.

Movies: The Life Aquatic, Fight Club, Artificial Intelligence, Apocolypse Now, Josie and the Pussycats, Empire Records, Equilibrium, Spirited Away, Samurai X Trust & Betrayal, Se7en.

Shows: I don't watch much TV at all but I enjoy Psych, Boston Legal, Breaking Bad, Community, Adventure Time and Mad Men. I also watch Hockey.

Music: Foo Fighters, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Gin Blossoms, Smashing Pumpkins, Cranberries, Barenaked Ladies, Hootie and the Blowfish, The Beatles, Nirvana, Reel Big Fish, Punch Brothers, Googoo Dolls, 3rd Eye Blind, Nobuo Uematsu, the Hellsing Soundtrack. Also stuff like this: http://youtu.be/JZMroQOtS_U

Food: Tortellini and pasta in general, pizza, Mongolian BBQ, fish and chips, macaroni & cheese, chicken caesar salad. I don't eat much meat in general but it can be good sometimes.

Video games: Call of Duty, Borderlands, Ni no Kuni, Final Fantasy series, Zelda series, Castle Crashers, Castlevania:SoTN, Metroid series, Blades of Steel, Megaman series, most old school NES games, most SNES games. Sonic the Hedgehog series, Diablo series, Kirby series, Mischief Makers, Blast Corps, the list goes on...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The Internet. I don't know how I ever made it through the day before it existed the way it does now.
2) Sex. The passionate kind.
3) My instruments, especially my guitars.
4) Chocolate chip cookies
5) Pizza
6) Hockey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why most people take me seriously when I'm joking and think I'm joking when I try to be serious.

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What ever happened to Saturday morning cartoons?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why most girls are either prudes or trying too hard. What ever happened to the classy slut?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One night I kissed 3 guys at a party.
Conclusion: girls are much better kissers.
Also, I have a titanium spork that I take with me when I leave my house.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're here and you answered the question "are you happy with your life" with "yes" then I will automatically assume you're a liar.

You know, you can ask him out too... Let's spread the rejection around a little.