RazorEdgeSnail
30 Sterling Heights, MI
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My self-summary
Musician, philosopher, cynic, psychonaut, geek.

I'm like an easy bake oven. If you're patient, I'll rise nicely for you. If you just want results, you're gonna end up with a mouthful of goo.

But seriously,

I play guitar, bass, drums, ukulele, some piano and have dabbled with the violin.

If perception is reality and chemical reactions in the brain affect our perception, then how do we know which perceptive state is true?

The world needs some positive change but that's never going to happen when corporations buy off or shame anyone who poses a threat to their bottom line.

I enjoy altered states of consciousness and the improved perspective they bring to all aspects of life.

I own a virtual boy, have more Magic: the Gathering cards than I know what to do with, own a few complete anime series and I built my own computer.

And now you know if we have something to talk about :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the store manager of a discount store in Waterford. Everything they say about retail is true. I have lived all of the horror stories you hear about.
I’m really good at
I'm very clutch. I have this crazy ability to pull random knowledge or acts of physical skill out of nowhere. It's better to be lucky than good, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
My bright blue eyes. I also get an unreasonable amount if compliments on my butt. I imagine my experiences are similar to those of Jeniffer Lopez or Kim Kardashian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lolita, Fight Club, Farmer Boy, Vertical Run, The Fountainhead, Robert Frost.

Movies: The Life Aquatic, Fight Club, Artificial Intelligence, Apocolypse Now, Josie and the Pussycats, Empire Records, Equilibrium, Spirited Away, Samurai X Trust & Betrayal, Se7en.

Shows: I don't watch much TV at all but I enjoy Psych, Boston Legal, Breaking Bad, Community, Adventure Time and Mad Men. I also watch Hockey.

Music: Foo Fighters, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Gin Blossoms, Smashing Pumpkins, Cranberries, Barenaked Ladies, Hootie and the Blowfish, The Beatles, Nirvana, Reel Big Fish, Punch Brothers, Googoo Dolls, 3rd Eye Blind, Nobuo Uematsu, the Hellsing Soundtrack. Also stuff like this: http://youtu.be/JZMroQOtS_U

Food: Tortellini and pasta in general, pizza, Mongolian BBQ, fish and chips, macaroni & cheese, chicken caesar salad. I don't eat much meat in general but it can be good sometimes.

Video games: Destiny, Call of Duty, Borderlands, Ni no Kuni, Final Fantasy series, Zelda series, Castle Crashers, Castlevania:SoTN, Metroid series, Blades of Steel, Megaman series, most old school NES games, most SNES games. Sonic the Hedgehog series, Diablo series, Kirby series, Mischief Makers, Blast Corps, the list goes on...
The six things I could never do without
1) The Internet. Information about all things directly to my face holes.
2) Sex. It's a basic need and it's my favorite way to express how I feel about someone.
3) My guitars
4) Homemade chocolate chip cookies
5) My magical eyebrow.
6) Kindness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why most people take me seriously when I'm joking and think I'm joking when I try to be serious.

-or-

What ever happened to Saturday morning cartoons?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends for a night of board games and hilarity or relaxing at home watching Netflix with my kitties Ninja and Brownie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One night I kissed 3 guys at a party.
Conclusion: girls are much better kissers.
Also, I have a titanium spork.
You should message me if
If I message you first. Chances are it took a blinding flash of courage to start a conversation with you. If you choose to ignore me that's okay too, but just think of how you're effecting the Internet dating mentality.
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