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31 M Sterling Heights, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:52am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm an enigma; stoic, manic. I find my pleasure in thought and reaction. I speak the truth and overwhelm the senses. I am the phantom you can't see but you feel with the hairs on the back of your neck. If you let me in you will never escape but...why would you want to do that?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Retail management isn't glorious or anything but it does offer many opportunities to screw with people's minds. I also splice sex organs into family films some nights. When not making a living I do research online to learn everything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm very good at keeping people guessing who I really am. I can be good at anything I want to be. I dont really have limits to my abilities. Because of this, I often make people feel stupid or inferior though that's seldom my intention unless of course they deserve it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bright blue eyes, the way my butt might resemble a greek sculpture and how much I know about everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lolita, Fight Club, Farmer Boy, Vertical Run, The Fountainhead, Robert Frost.

Movies: The Life Aquatic, Fight Club, Artificial Intelligence, Apocolypse Now, Josie and the Pussycats, Empire Records, Equilibrium, Spirited Away, Samurai X Trust & Betrayal, Se7en.

Shows: I don't watch much TV at all but I enjoy Psych, Boston Legal, Breaking Bad, Community, Adventure Time and Mad Men. I also watch Hockey.

Music: Foo Fighters, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Gin Blossoms, Smashing Pumpkins, Cranberries, Barenaked Ladies, Hootie and the Blowfish, The Beatles, Nirvana, Reel Big Fish, Punch Brothers, Googoo Dolls, 3rd Eye Blind, Nobuo Uematsu, the Hellsing Soundtrack. Also stuff like this:

Food: Tortellini and pasta in general, pizza, Mongolian BBQ, fish and chips, macaroni & cheese, chicken caesar salad. I don't eat much meat in general but it can be good sometimes.

Video games: Call of Duty, Borderlands, Ni no Kuni, Final Fantasy series, Zelda series, Castle Crashers, Castlevania:SoTN, Metroid series, Blades of Steel, Megaman series, most old school NES games, most SNES games. Sonic the Hedgehog series, Diablo series, Kirby series, Mischief Makers, Blast Corps, the list goes on...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The Internet. I don't know how I ever made it through the day before it existed the way it does now.
2) Sex. The passionate kind.
3) My instruments, especially my guitars.
4) Chocolate chip cookies
5) Pizza
6) Hockey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why most people take me seriously when I'm joking and think I'm joking when I try to be serious.


What ever happened to Saturday morning cartoons?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why most girls are either prudes or trying too hard. What ever happened to the classy slut?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm in to kink. Rope bondage, hot wax, orgasm denial, forced orgasms, rough sex, spanking, whipping, blindfolds, choking, biting and humiliation are all things I'm well versed in. You don't have to be but i'm game if you want to go there.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You think sex is the best therapy.
You don't take things too seriously.
You are crazy.
You want to be the Harley Quinn to my Joker.