I'll probably write something tomorrow... Okay, okay, maybe I'll write something next month then?
Look, we both know I'm not going to write anything so just quit asking... FINE! be that way -.- *insert awkward pause here*

I like to think of myself as a sarcastic, ironic and cynical person (not always all at once) but some people have told me I'm just being an asshole. It's basically the same thing though, right?
I can be serious about things, though, it's just hard to stop myself from laughing sometimes. And I've not been certified as an insane person yet so it's all good... for now...

I'm also an optimist and like to think that some things will eventually work out on their own without anyone's direct influence.

At a first glance I might appear to be awkward, which might as well be true to a point, but if you give me a chance I might turn out to be a pretty nice guy... or not at all ;)

absolutely f*ck all, sometimes working, other times (when the "Work Muse" leav.... quits nagging me) I stare at things on teh interwebs which most times involves the exhausting activity of moving my eyeballs a little bit so I tend to avoid it as much as possible :P

I also go cycling every now and then and I'm hoping to go cycling around Europe with the sort of people that won't want to turn back because they broke their nail or something as trivial.

procrastinating, rushing things and screwing them up and (as some sort of a paradox) being meticulous about details to the point where it hurts to think about

dude! where's your beard?! Other than that people don't notice me at all and I like it that way.

I could go on and either list every movie, book, show, band/song/album/music piece etc. etc. from A-Z thus making the whole thing pointless or say i enjoy comedy, science fiction, adventure and other such related works; most music except certain styles which shall remain unspecified; I'm a not a vegetarian, but it doesn't mean meat is a part of every meal I consume (roasted bacon flavor ice-cream anyone?)... aaand that should be roughly it, I hope?

friends, laughter, cats, music, books, bicycles

- trying to remember that actor/actress from that one movie? you know, the one with the thing?
- what i must have done wrong in my past lives -.-
- what i was thinking about 5 seconds ago
- where i left my keys
- why didn't the events of 2001: A Space Odyssey (and 2010) happen yet
- how come some people don't get sarcasm and irony

Not doing anything, unless otherwise specified.

I'm willing to admit to nothing and... I'm not signing anything without a lawyer present!

you have a good sense of humor