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31 M Kutno, Poland

My Details

Last Online
Nov 4, 2013
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'll probably write something tomorrow... Okay, okay, maybe I'll write something next month then?
Look, we both know I'm not going to write anything so just quit asking... FINE! be that way -.- *insert awkward pause here*

I like to think of myself as a sarcastic, ironic and cynical person (not always all at once) but some people have told me I'm just being an asshole. It's basically the same thing though, right?
I can be serious about things, though, it's just hard to stop myself from laughing sometimes. And I've not been certified as an insane person yet so it's all good... for now...

I'm also an optimist and like to think that some things will eventually work out on their own without anyone's direct influence.

At a first glance I might appear to be awkward, which might as well be true to a point, but if you give me a chance I might turn out to be a pretty nice guy... or not at all ;)
What I’m doing with my life
absolutely f*ck all, sometimes working, other times (when the "Work Muse" leav.... quits nagging me) I stare at things on teh interwebs which most times involves the exhausting activity of moving my eyeballs a little bit so I tend to avoid it as much as possible :P

I also go cycling every now and then and I'm hoping to go cycling around Europe with the sort of people that won't want to turn back because they broke their nail or something as trivial.
I’m really good at
procrastinating, rushing things and screwing them up and (as some sort of a paradox) being meticulous about details to the point where it hurts to think about
The first things people usually notice about me
dude! where's your beard?! Other than that people don't notice me at all and I like it that way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I could go on and either list every movie, book, show, band/song/album/music piece etc. etc. from A-Z thus making the whole thing pointless or say i enjoy comedy, science fiction, adventure and other such related works; most music except certain styles which shall remain unspecified; I'm a not a vegetarian, but it doesn't mean meat is a part of every meal I consume (roasted bacon flavor ice-cream anyone?)... aaand that should be roughly it, I hope?
The six things I could never do without
friends, laughter, cats, music, books, bicycles

and the 7th: flipping tables (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- trying to remember that actor/actress from that one movie? you know, the one with the thing?
- what i must have done wrong in my past lives -.-
- what i was thinking about 5 seconds ago
- where i left my keys
- why didn't the events of 2001: A Space Odyssey (and 2010) happen yet
- how come some people don't get sarcasm and irony
On a typical Friday night I am
Not doing anything, unless otherwise specified.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm willing to admit to nothing and... I'm not signing anything without a lawyer present!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you have a good sense of humor