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29 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:07pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Would you eat sushi for breakfast? Is cheese and wine/beer the largest tier on your food pyramid? Do you like books or movies so much that some might consider you a nerd? Are you looking for someone to go outside and play in the sun/rain with? If you answered yes to one or any of these questions, then we should probably talk.

Two of my friends met on Okcupid and they've been together almost 3 years now. So, it CAN work.

People say that chivalry is dead--I think there's just a lot more assholes out there these days that make it look that way.

I'm educated, independent, naturally curious, sarcastic, and a writer with a daydreamer's imagination.

Disclaimer: I do not have a beard or mustache: physically impossible for me. I understand this might be a deal-breaker for many, so let's get this out of the way to begin with, thanks!
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Staying alive up to this point; I plan to continue that successfully. Soaking up useless knowledge. Giving/taking affection. Breaking things down logically. Being straight-forward and honest with people (to a fault sometimes). Being facetious. Being sarcastic enough that if you don't carry a healthy sense of humor, you might think I'm an ass. Excessively using ellipses and Oxford commas. Trusting people.

I'm also pretty good at Scrabble...I'm like the Bobby Fischer of Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depends on the angle I'm being looked at from.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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FAVORITE AUTHORS: Kurt Vonnegut, Margaret Atwood, Tim O'Brien, Cormac McCarthy, Malcolm Gladwell, George Orwell, Wilfred Owen. English major here, so the list goes on and on and on and on...and on. Lately, I've been a big fan of short stories and personal essays. I also feel as though my humor is somewhat derived from Calvin and Hobbes, which I read obsessively as a child. I'm currently reading, "Incognito."

MOVIES: I'm a movie nerd. Me and my buddy have a movie review website: Check it out; that should give you some sense of the movies I enjoy.

SOUNDS: I have a big heart for Classical music, 80's, and Classic Rock. I listen to newer stuff every now and then too and I enjoy searching for new music that appeals to me.

BEER: Stouts, Porters, Dark Ales/lagers, and Heffs. However, I'd like to develop a palate for IPA's, since everyone here drinks them. FOOD: I'll try anything once, or I'll cover it in cheese. COFFEE: All the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Everything
2. Nothing

That pretty much covers it, plus I saved four more, for a rainy day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How weird, inspiring, and terrifying humanity is. The scale of the universe. Brain science. Paradoxes. The rate of technology. Overpopulation. The power and diversity of nature. How interesting and connected everything is and how insatiably curious it makes me. Wondering where life will lead me and what adventure is in store for me next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either out, or I'm in, or I'm inside out...or I'm working, blah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually about 6'1" and a half, but I'm rounding up for self esteem's sake.
You should message me if
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If you are a woman with gumption and aren't afraid to make the first move in life. I also adore women who embrace their nerdy side. Further, it would be nice to find someone who loves/appreciates the outdoors and who maintains their body in a healthy manner.