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OpenEndedStory

29 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Didn't your parents tell you not to talk to strangers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp42V938eBA

If I had an extra stomach, its sole purpose would be to lessen the load of cheese that bombards my main stomach. That said--one of the greatest sounds in the world is the golden crunch of a grilled cheese sandwich.

If I had a spirit animal, I would want it to be Paul Rudd.

I'm a bookworm, writer, and movie buff. I'm a kid at heart and I geek over dinosaurs, Calvin & Hobbes, Star Wars, and literature of all sorts. I'm in a Ping Pong league.

I'm independent and live alone. However, I also regularly enjoy getting out of my box, getting drinks, and having great conversations.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Using my peripherals. Sometimes it feels like the more I know, the less I understand.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Daydreaming.
Being a smartass.
Soaking up useless knowledge.
Being straight-forward, open, and honest with people.
Trusting people quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on the angle I'm being looked at from.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kurt Vonnegut. Tim Burton. LOST. The Bahamas. Cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Resilience--That should help me get over everything else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Masculinity and femininity--how culture and society manipulate both paradigms and how people conform to or resist it.
How weird, terrifying, and inspiring humanity can be at times.
The scale and vastness of the universe.
Neuroscience.
Paradoxes.
The rate and future of technology.
Overpopulation.
The power and diversity of nature.
How interesting and connected everything is.
How disconnected people can get from what really matters.
What drives people and wondering what it would be like to be them.
Wondering what's on the next page--maybe a little excited and worried about it too.
Why are my plants dying?
The Mantis Shrimp: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've got the gumption to occasionally take the lead.
If you can communicate like an adult.
You don't have to love camping but I'd hope you appreciate the outdoors and respect the impact it can have on people.
If you have an open mind and enjoy exploring new perspectives and are open to seeing what they have to offer.
If you can make me laugh.
If you'll be my goofy, nerd princess.