Humbly going through life in the capital of the United Kingdom of
Great Britain & Northern Ireland (and France if you wish to
keep up Henry VIII's claim to Calais). I absolutely love Hockey and
my favourite thing in the world is to play for my university, of
which my team mates have foolishly elected me on to the committee.
Originally from a shithole near Portsmouth, somehow I've ended up
at a pretty good uni. #Stateschoolandproud
What I’m doing with my life
Currently studying Archaeology and playing hockey.
...and sleeping in...
I’m really good at
Just letting people be themselves, mainly because I tend to appear
as an absolute clown where literally anything is possible.
The first things people usually notice about me
Potentially my posh/chav crossbreed accent, followed by a moment of
calamity, an awkward self depricating comment saved by a killer
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The only books I read are ones based around my degree, or FHM...
Personally I don't entirely conform to the "DROP THE BASS" mindset
of musical preference, grew up on late 90s/ early 00s
rock/indie/somethinglikethat. Not that its restricted, just don't
expect me to leap into action when "Hips Don't Lie" comes on the
blower (actually that might happen).
I also like to sing Jerusalem (really, really badly) because who
wouldn't want a "bow of burning gold".
Standard lad when it comes to movies. Explosions. Guns. General
killing of the poor. Fantastic.
I like food. Food does not come from the ocean.
The six things I could never do without
1) Hockey Stick
2) Shin Pads
3) Mouth Guard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My dissertation due in next year...
But mostly hockey, especially with the recent promotion and as Vice
Captain of the side. Also my future, potentially in the Armed
On a typical Friday night I am
free for you to find out ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Guilt to having a tear in the eye at Toy Story 3, heartbreak hotel
when Andy gives the toys over "Not Woody!"
I am a quarter Scottish
You should message me if
you're one clever fucker ;) I jest, I like to hope you would
message me with a genuine interest in getting to know the inner
workings of this specimen of humanity. Also, I would hope you have
some sort of ability to hold a potentially quite thoughtful
conversation (about Puppies!!!!!!) that goes beyond the usual "yeh
bruv yoo iz well fit". Also, beauty is skin deep.
Cuncti adsint meritaeque expectent praemia palmae