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Last online
Sep 26, 2014
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English, German (Somewhat), Swahili (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Humbly going through life in the capital of the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland (and France if you wish to keep up Henry VIII's claim to Calais). I absolutely love Hockey and my favourite thing in the world is to play for my university, of which my team mates have foolishly elected me on to the committee. Originally from a shithole near Portsmouth, somehow I've ended up at a pretty good uni. #Stateschoolandproud
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently studying Archaeology and playing hockey.

...and sleeping in...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just letting people be themselves, mainly because I tend to appear as an absolute clown where literally anything is possible.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Potentially my posh/chav crossbreed accent, followed by a moment of calamity, an awkward self depricating comment saved by a killer smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The only books I read are ones based around my degree, or FHM... #sarcasm

Personally I don't entirely conform to the "DROP THE BASS" mindset of musical preference, grew up on late 90s/ early 00s rock/indie/somethinglikethat. Not that its restricted, just don't expect me to leap into action when "Hips Don't Lie" comes on the blower (actually that might happen).

I also like to sing Jerusalem (really, really badly) because who wouldn't want a "bow of burning gold".

Standard lad when it comes to movies. Explosions. Guns. General killing of the poor. Fantastic.

I like food. Food does not come from the ocean.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Hockey Stick
2) Shin Pads
3) Mouth Guard
4) Gauntlet
5) UCL
6) Mum
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My dissertation due in next year...

But mostly hockey, especially with the recent promotion and as Vice Captain of the side. Also my future, potentially in the Armed Forces.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
free for you to find out ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Guilt to having a tear in the eye at Toy Story 3, heartbreak hotel when Andy gives the toys over "Not Woody!"

I am a quarter Scottish
You should message me if
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you're one clever fucker ;) I jest, I like to hope you would message me with a genuine interest in getting to know the inner workings of this specimen of humanity. Also, I would hope you have some sort of ability to hold a potentially quite thoughtful conversation (about Puppies!!!!!!) that goes beyond the usual "yeh bruv yoo iz well fit". Also, beauty is skin deep.

Cuncti adsint meritaeque expectent praemia palmae