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RealDoom
29 / M / straight / Single
North Hollywood, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 2" (1.87m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Entertainment / Media
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am deft, daft, and doft.
My Self-Summary
I'm spending the month of October in my home town in New Hampshire
visiting family.
I'm from New Hampshire and Boston. I enjoy weekends and world peace. I have several costumes I wear in public during non-Halloween months. I don't like racists. I wear glasses. At first they were just for reading, now I can't maneuver my apartment without them. My entire existence is furnished with Ikea furniture, which means if I ever try to move it it will fall apart. I am constantly amazed by how I can be falling asleep as I'm driving down the highway, but the act of pulling over to take a nap wakes me up fully.
I am also a ninja. And I can prove it.
I'm from New Hampshire and Boston. I enjoy weekends and world peace. I have several costumes I wear in public during non-Halloween months. I don't like racists. I wear glasses. At first they were just for reading, now I can't maneuver my apartment without them. My entire existence is furnished with Ikea furniture, which means if I ever try to move it it will fall apart. I am constantly amazed by how I can be falling asleep as I'm driving down the highway, but the act of pulling over to take a nap wakes me up fully.
I am also a ninja. And I can prove it.
What I’m doing with my life
Starving artist, specifically hungry for writing and film
making. A horror
movie I wrote is in post production right now and I have two
scripts in preproduction. I also write and direct a web-series. I
mostly, however, pay the bills as a freelance location manager.
I’m really good at
Making a spectacle of myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drbKwoWZeOE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drbKwoWZeOE
The first things people usually notice about me
If people noticed me I wouldn't be a very good ninja, now would I?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I like extremely nerdy sci-fi or fantasy books. They don't even
have to be particularly good, but the particularly good ones are
Fight Club, George R.R. Martin, and the Wheel of Time series.
I watch all types of movies, but if I had to pick a genre it would be horror. I actually own 122 horror movies, but that's counting Monster Squad and Gremlin's 2: The New Batch. I also enjoy comedy and have deciphered that girls who don't think that Anchorman is funny typically can't tolerate me for long periods of time.
I've never heard music before, but I'm interested in giving it a try.
My favorite foods are the kind that are bad for me but I don't necessarily know they are bad for me, like McDonald's salads.
I also feel we should call our local congressmen and try to bring about legislation that all internet profiling sites list "favorite video games" as a category. This is 2008, after all.
I watch all types of movies, but if I had to pick a genre it would be horror. I actually own 122 horror movies, but that's counting Monster Squad and Gremlin's 2: The New Batch. I also enjoy comedy and have deciphered that girls who don't think that Anchorman is funny typically can't tolerate me for long periods of time.
I've never heard music before, but I'm interested in giving it a try.
My favorite foods are the kind that are bad for me but I don't necessarily know they are bad for me, like McDonald's salads.
I also feel we should call our local congressmen and try to bring about legislation that all internet profiling sites list "favorite video games" as a category. This is 2008, after all.
The six things I could never do without
I could never do without my glasses, my wallet, my cell phone, my
signature bracelets, liberty and soft-core porn that has the nudity
edited out to run on USA Up All Night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my costume would be if I were a superhero. Screw my powers. If
you're dressed right half the job is done when you walk through the
door.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking a "10 minute long power nap" before I go out with my friends
to relax after a very tiring week of work. When I wake up from this
nap at 2pm on Saturday I call them up, ask how it was, and make
plans for Saturday.
Since I freelance, however, I may well be working on a Friday night which, last Friday night, included sitting in a parking lot in Thousand Oaks, watching a movie on my laptop, and waiting for them to set Freddie Prinze Jr. on fire.
Since I freelance, however, I may well be working on a Friday night which, last Friday night, included sitting in a parking lot in Thousand Oaks, watching a movie on my laptop, and waiting for them to set Freddie Prinze Jr. on fire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
When I was 7 year old I used to watch Teen Wolf and rewind the
scene where Pamela takes off her clothes and seduces Scott in her
dressing room over and over and over again. I didn't know why. All
I knew was that I desperately wanted to be a werewolf.
You should message me if
You want your husband murdered so we can be together forever.
