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RealitysMaze

23 / M / Straight / Single

East Peoria, Illinois

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On Cosmic Justice

...it is a viewpoint of greatly limited scope that clings to punishment doled out by the universe as a reason for moral things.

...it is a viewpoint of greatly limited scope that clings topunishment doled out by the universe as a reason for moralthings.

On Cosmic Justice

(Untitled)

Love is real, but it is an invention. Make your considerations with it in mind, but it is not some god of decisions, a codex by which all must live. It is irrational by nature and so many mistakes are made in the name of love one could argue that that's the whole point of it. So go fall in love and make mistakes, but do not lie to yourself.

Love is real, but it is an invention. Make your considerationswith it in mind, but it is not some god of decisions, a codex bywhich all must live. It is irrational by nature and so manymistakes are made in the name of love one could argue that that'sthe whole point of it. So go fall in love and make mistakes, but donot lie to yourself.

Well gee

I was going to post something but there's a lot of hidden formatting in the copy/paste I wasn't very fond of.

I was going to post something but there's a lot of hiddenformatting in the copy/paste I wasn't very fond of.

Well gee

Upside down situps.

Hanging from a pullup bar. Upside down. Doing situps.

This is the most entertaining workout I have ever done.

Hanging from a pullup bar. Upside down. Doing situps.

This is the most entertaining workout I have ever done.

Upside down situps.

Between jobs

So, I start sometime in the middle of this coming week I believe, but right now I'm technically between jobs. And having quit one, with the assuredness of starting at another one, and having several days off in a row as a result...

 

this is FUCKING AWESOME

So, I start sometime in the middle of this coming week Ibelieve, but right now I'm technically between jobs. And havingquit one, with the assuredness of starting at another one, andhaving several days off in a row as a result...

 

this is FUCKING AWESOME

Between jobs

Ladies, I implore you

Do not search for your "Romeo," because Romeo killed himself. Do not search for your "Knight" because Knights were rapists.

And don't get me started on royalty.

Fucking shit. The best anyone can do, on or off of OKC, is find someone who annoys them in a way they are willing to put up with, who is willing to be annoyed by them. There is no such thing as better compatibility than that.

Do not search for your "Romeo," because Romeo killed himself. Donot search for your "Knight" because Knights were rapists.

And don't get me started on royalty.

Fucking shit. The best anyone can do, on or off of OKC, is findsomeone who annoys them in a way they are willing to put up with,who is willing to be annoyed by them. There is no such thing asbetter compatibility than that.

Ladies, I implore you

You fool, you wanderer,

you challenged the gods and lost.

you challenged the gods and lost.

You fool, you wanderer,

In spite of the below,

I seem to have a knack for pissing certain kinds of people right off.

I really do find it amusing.

I seem to have a knack for pissing certain kinds of people rightoff.

I really do find it amusing.

In spite of the below,

I am goofy all the time

Even when I'm super serious.

Even when I'm super serious.

I am goofy all the time

I'm gonna look at it this way

Most of the guys around here have a goatee anyway, and mine has always been the best regardless, German-Irish genetics enabling a red gold masterpiece of curl upon the canvas of my face. Now I'm gonna outdo all you chumps in clean-shaven, too. Picture soon forthcoming.

Most of the guys around here have a goatee anyway, and mine hasalways been the best regardless, German-Irish genetics enabling ared gold masterpiece of curl upon the canvas of my face. Now I'mgonna outdo all you chumps in clean-shaven, too. Picture soonforthcoming.

I'm gonna look at it this way