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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 21, 2013
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Describe oneself in less than 4000 characters? Not likely. I should probably start with intelligent, and move on to funny, and witty, and finish with every positive word to describe myself... Lets be honest though, I am still figuring out who I am...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living. Seriously not a zombie. Nor zombie bait either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
solving problems. probably to a fault though... Don't you hate the guy who is always right? Don't worry though, I am not always right, and I am pretty quick to admit when I am wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no clue. Perhaps I should ask this of someone...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite? So hard to pick just a few... I usually also only recommend things based upon what I think the other person would like. I keep an open mind though, so by all means recommend something for me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Scrapping the mundane list... 1. A laptop. 2. Access to the internet. 3. My friends. (most of who don't live near me) 4. people 5. challenges 6. life (life is a passion for me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You know the dogs in the movie UP? Well that is me. Except everything is a squirrel...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try to do different things each Friday... but I am now getting into a routine of playing games with a local gaming group... Sigh, I am a nerd... :D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Aspergers Syndrome. I know it is going away according to the DSM-5, but saying I have autism when I am as highly functioning as I am doesn't sound right.
You should message me if
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You crash landed on this planet and need to meet someone with spare space ship parts, or if you are an extra-dimensional entity possessing the body of a human host who needs a guide for this dimension... or just because.
I am going to add this because of things going on in my life at the moment. I don't have a lot of free time. I am sure you are a really nice person. I am sure we would get along great, make babies, and all that gross stuff. Well, you and everyone else too. So I am going to be the asshole, and ask you to take a number. I don't come here very often, and when I get the chance to get off of my pedestal I might reply. Might. Hey, we have to have standards, but I am also a realist. If you aren't also somewhat realistic, we will not get along, so I probably wont reply. Unless you are an alien. :)