On with the summary!
I'm a bad bitch. I'm a currently soon-to-be ex-fat chick that is a motherfucking goddess at any size because of everything else that I am... even fat-haters want me. I'm your fucking dream and I will likely remain just that, a fantasy.
I'm an artist, cook, writer, gamer, metalhead, girly-girl, hopeless romantic, domestic goddess, and a bit of a dork.
I can be a tad bit abrasive if you rub me the wrong way... like a porcupine.
I like to put googly eyes on things.
I make dick jokes. I make ass jokes. I turn everything into a sexual innuendo. If we have a close bond I WILL release my inner five year-old and giggle and call you out when you fart.
I censor myself very little. I like offensive jokes. They do not reflect my actual opinions. I think people need to lighten up and not take things so seriously.
I consider myself to be neither a democrat or a republican... I'm more of a middle of the road, libertarian sort of gal I suppose. I don't like to take a label because I'm not sure there is one that really fits me.
I'm an atheist and anti-religion but I will in no way stand in your way to practice yours because that is your right, just as it is my right to not practice and reject religion.
I strive to be a caring, loving, giving, completely devoted mate. I am a hopeless romantic. I am ridiculously devoted, loyal, and honest. My eyes do not wander and I do not stray.
I give a mean foot massage.
I sing my heart out even though I am terrible at it.
I like men who are a bit rough around the edges, even a bit possessive.