I can be a tad bit abrasive if you rub me the wrong way... like a porcupine.
I like to put googly eyes on things.
I make dick jokes. I make ass jokes. I turn everything into a sexual innuendo. If we have a close bond I WILL release my inner five year-old and giggle and call you out when you fart.
I censor myself very little. I like offensive jokes. They do not reflect my actual opinions. I think people need to lighten up and not take things so seriously.
I consider myself to be neither a democrat or a republican... I'm more of a middle of the road, libertarian sort of gal I suppose. I don't like to take a label because I'm not sure there is one that really fits me.
I'm an atheist and anti-religion but I will in no way stand in your way to practice yours because that is your right, just as it is my right to not practice and reject religion.
I strive to be a caring, loving, giving, completely devoted mate. I am a hopeless romantic. I am ridiculously devoted, loyal, and honest. My eyes do not wander and I do not stray.
I give a mean foot massage.
I sing my heart out even though I am terrible at it.
I like men who are a bit rough around the edges.