That said, I will speak with non-fatties as well. One simple rule though: if you have the word "cat" in your name, as in the house pet, you'd best look like Jessica Alba or something.
Another reason to make an exception is if you're a bi or bi-curious girl who wants to have fun with me and a lady-friend of mine. She's young, firm and Asian. You know you want to!
Anyway, about me. I'm an introspective, philosophical, philanthropic, reasonably eccentric person who lives to improve and win at life. In a state of perpetual depression over all the mundane, take-for-granted aspects of your life that I will never, ever know. Voyeurism for me is to chat with people from so far away that I can't even begin to imagine what their version of the same ol' shit I engage in looks like.
Let's establish right off the bat: if we have a less-than-perfect match %:age, you're simply wrong/dumb. Click through to my answers to get the truth. You owe it to yourself to self-educate.
I find this funny: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110423.gif
... just to give you an idea of my sense of humour. Which is a very important aspect of my life.
Oh, and if you can listen to this without wanting to shake even a little bit, you suck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xsoCki4pTk&feature=related
Finally, if you're into the whole "labels" thing, I'm an ENTJ according to the Meyer-Briggs thing. This link explains it nicely: http://www.keirsey.com/4temps/fieldmarshal.aspx