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24 Atlanta, GA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 11
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First, I apparently have to warn you that if you message me, there are a few things you must understand: I may not answer if the message is too long, too boring, or too stupid. I appreciate grammar and the overall appropriate use of the English language. Also, if I do answer, expect that I may be bitterly sarcastic to the point that it comes across (or in fact is) mean. Alas, don't fret, because it 1. is sarcasm or 2. is deserved =D

So I'm into Dance Dance Revolution, Magic: the Gathering, anime (especially anything by Hayao Miyazaki). I'm addicted to music, especially Maynard James Keenan for he is my music jesus.
I enjoy time outside, but I'm usually either working, with friends getting into classy and/or irresponsible shenanigans, in class or studying.
I'm the kind of girl who watches an episode of Start Trek before I go to bed. I'm much more likely to spend a few hundred dollars on dorky t-shirts I find in the internet than designer clothes at the mall. I can spend an entire day being active and social or just cuddling in bed. I sing along to every song that comes on the radio if I know the words, even if it's one I detest. I spend way too much time with my dogs. If you challenge me to an N64 game, be prepared to lose(except for Golden Eye. Fuck that game). At times I dress like a twelve year old boy; at others I dress like a movie star. I act pretty crazy most the time because it's usually more entertaining then relying on others to be crazy for me. I'm usually a pretty good person. I don't do too many horribly terribly bad things that hurt other least i try not to...
music is awesome
big part o' me life
check out extensive list o' music

P.S. I have a terribly sick sense of humor which may or may not stem from an underlying addiction to 4chan (recovering addict, mind you). If you are easily offended by horribly inappropriate remarks, you should probably stay away.

P.P.S I'm in a relationship. This is reflected by my profile. I'm on here looking for friends, so please don't send me a message asking me out on a date. It will not be replied to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly becoming a yoga master and just getting started in Muay Thai. Maintaining my health is pretty important to me. Trying to get into good habits at a young age so it won't be as hard when I'm an old person.
Waiting to see if I got accepted into GTech for their industrial engineering program in the fall. Working as a stripper for now, though I don't work very often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at math, science, the english language and creative writing. I'm good at DDR and singing and a while ago someone said I was really good at being naked...I'm not completely sure how I should take that one...
erm...uh...I'm pretty good at fixing things...I'm a good listener and I'm pretty good with advice, though it's usually very blunt and honest and my friends don't always like to hear it.
I'm also a master of seduction and manipulation, so be careful, because I can be pretty mean.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My physique. How slender and and fit I am. It also doesn't take terribly long to realize how blunt, outspoken and (often times) inappropriate I can be.
Then they realize that I'm completely bat shit crazy and usually head for the hills... either that or they try to bang me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(I have a bunch of books that I've enjoyed, but most of them I read in elementary school and unfortunately don't remember a lot of titles. Since I stopped taking ADHD meds, it's pretty difficult to sit down and read an entire book)
-The Belgariad
-Ender's Game
-The Hobbit
-I Am America (And So Can You!)
-The Kite Runner
-The Poisonwood Bible
-Shades Children

-28 Days Later
-Across the Universe
-American Beauty
-American History X
-American Psycho
-Animated Disney Films
-The Avengers
-Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
-Black Dynamite
-Blood: the Last Vampire
-Blues Brothers 2000
-Boondock Saints
-Burn After Reading
-Cat Shit One
-The Cell
-A Clockwork Orange
-Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
-Crow Zero
-The Dark Knight
-Drop Dead Gorgeous
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Fight Club
-Full Metal Jacket
-Ghost in the Shell (both, though I dont like the voice actress for the Major in the first one. I talked it over with Richard Epcar and he agreed)
-Green Street Hooligans
-The Hangover
-Harold and Maude
-History of the World: Part I
-The Hole
-House of 1000 Corpses
-Inglorious Bastards
-Jacob's Ladder
-The Karate Kid and The Kung Fu Kid
-Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
-Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
-Ninja Assassin
-Ninja Scroll
-Out of Sight
-Pan's Labyrinth
-Princess Mononoke
-Pulp Fiction
-Requiem for a Dream
-The Safety of Objects
-Saving Private Ryan
-Smokin' Aces
-Straight Jacket
-Sucker Punch
-Tank Girl
-Tropic Thunder
-True Romance
-V for Vendetta

MAYNARD KEENAN!!! is my jesus! <3 tool, a perfect circle, and puscifer are the best ever in the world! <3 <3 <3
***DISCLAIMER*** Some of the bands on here I only put up because I am entertained by their music or thoroughly enjoy a select few of their songs, not all. I fully admit and accept that a few bands are NOT that great, but have my own reasons for posting them. And now, back to your regularly scheduled programing.
-Aesop Rock
-Blaqk Audio
-Breaking Benjamin
-Butthole Surfers
-The Decemberists
-Def Leppard
-Depeche Mode
-Finger Eleven
-Frou Frou
-I Am X
-Ima Robot
-Jimmy Eat World
-Katy Perry
-Lacuna Coil
-Lily Allen
-Linkin Park
-Mamas and Papas
-Marilyn Manson
-Massive Attack
-MC Chris
-Most Tracks from Animated Disney Films
-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
-Nine Inch Nails
-The Offspring
-OK Go
-Peeping Tom
-Pink Floyd
-Puddle of Mudd
-Rob Zombie
-Rolling Stones
-She Wants Revenge
-Smashing Pumpkins
-Snow Patrol
-Steven Lynch
-System of a Down
-Tegan and Sara

-American Dad
-Darker Than Black
-Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23
-Family Guy
-Game of Thrones
-Highschool of the Dead
-How I Met Your Mother
-Modern Family
-Mushi Shi
-The Regular Show
-Star Trek and ST:TNG
-The Walking Dead
-Trophy Wife
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My car
-Learning (math and science in particular)
-My dogs Julius Robert Barkkenheimer and Trouble
-The anticipation of new and exciting adventures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, love, and the theory of knowledge
I ponder the existence of god, the purpose of man, what is wrong and what is right. A lot of deep shit that I shouldn't worry about too much, but I do anyway...
I try to understand human psyche a lot, but I always get these curve ball people that make no logical sense, so I spend a lot of time analyzing them which just ends up being depressing work... lol
But alas, I'm still a girl, so I spend my fair share of time thinking about how to better my presentation, mostly aesthetically. I.e. I shop a lot. Not nearly as much as most girls, but enough to call it somewhat of an addiction... =]
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working I'm in my apartment watching netflix, playing video games, or messing around on Reddit. Sometimes go to a club, but usually not. Been doing a lot of karaoke lately. Fridays aren't my exciting days, though it is my appointed day off from homework and studying.
But sometimes I'll be back in Bham and be hanging with my friends getting midnight sushi or playing in the woods. Sometimes I just crash early though, because I am very lazy and tend to not get enough sleep, especially on the weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to date older men ^^' Usually mid thirties to early forties. For some reason, I just hate dating guys my own age. I'm more attracted to people that are more sure of their direction in life and are able to put relationships in perspective. My boyfriend right now is only two and a half years older than me and it's weird...
You should message me if
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you're into the same shit I'm into. Looking for people to play MtG with, or go rock climbing or paintballing or go carting or people watching at malls. Preferably people in the Atlanta area with knowledge of things to do around here besides eating, shopping, and seeing movies...those things are all awful...and addictive...I don't need more enablers in my life...god I'm so lazy...
If you're a total closed minded, cock ass, selfish bitch, don't message me. And if you're self aware enough to follow this request, then you should probably seek some kind of attitude, mental, or emotional therapy, or just do us all a favor and ostracize yourself from society as I know it via self exile or suicide =]