Normal people with no social disorders don't join online dating sites. Average people do not either. That's the beginning of my description.
I am extremely perverted and it will show up in short-time. My humor is mostly self-depreciating. A lot of how I act is pulled off what I pick up off the people I'm around. I seem to be able to get on the same page rather easily.
With that said, by comparison, I think I may be called considerate and polite by others. I open doors, I pull out chairs, I don't stick my fists in places they don't belong. I generally hold my liquor better than others, so I have grown accustomed to taking care of drunken guys/gals. So far I've managed not to rape anyone, so... yay for me.
I haven't been in a serious relationship for years (and I'm completely happy with that). I'm looking for sparks, if none there, then I'm cool being friends. If I try to force a relationship, I end up resenting them. I'm not opposed to short-term dating. I am an online gamer, when new games come out chances are I've already played the beta.
DON'T READ BETWEEN THE LINES IF YOU'D LIKE TO AVOID KNOWING MORE ABOUT ME THAN ANY OF MY REAL ACQUAINTANCES DO.
I creep silently through these pages. I want an amazing relationship with an awesome person that will change my life, yet I enjoy being alone and it causes all bonds to break eventually... whatever.
This paragraph shall contain my faults as perceived by others. I'm consistently called a whore by friends, I'm told I can never be serious and I'm hard to get ahold of.
This paragraph shall contain my faults as perceived by myself with a rebuttal. I have commitment issues, but I drink and take stuff too far too quickly (instant gratification versus big picture?). I don't enjoy most emotions, they rack my brain, everything gets deflected with humour and sarcasm (happy and mad [rarely happens] are two things I'm comfortable with). I'm an introvert who will forcibly extrovert himself for most of his public life, because of this I generally have to recharge alone to be social again.
This paragraph shall include my stronger points as perceived by myself... and not a single fuck was given that day.
INCOMING RAGE PARAGRAPH
Will I message you if you have "sexy" or "baby" in your profile name? Probably not. Will I respond to you? Very sarcastically. Will I message you because I think you're cute? Absolutely not, chances are I won't message anyone though, just out of some strange sense that most women on here get harrased enough. I'm not willing to settle for someone who lists their attributes as "fit and cute". Those don't get you far in life, and I'd rather have a partner than a trophy. Bring a little more to the table and don't make me do all the work to keep things going. No, it is not completely my responsibility to keep you entertained, it's a give and take.