Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Ben, I'm unapologetically nerdy with my interests &
my company; and I can get along with everyone except the brain-dead
and the vain (Ok, I admit it: I'm a picky eater zombie after some
good gray matter) 💀👅
Looking for friends, lovers, and my way back from Oz.
Chances are, if I've looked at your profile a couple times: I want
to message you, but I have no idea what to say that wouldn't make
me bang my head against a wall five minutes later. 😅😇
So please, bear with me, introductions aren't me strong suit. I
kind of just want to skip to the part where we just talk for hours
getting to know each other.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
(Wait a minute here...my mother sent you here didn't she!? 😝)
Since moving spontaneously to Kansas I've been re-enacting the
valet scene from "Ferris Bueller's Dayoff" on a night shift
What I could use is some awesome people to hang out with and get me
into a reasonable amount of trouble, just so I can show y'all that
27 is the new 18 😎
In my free time I enjoy seeing movies, doing amateur stand up
comedy, and having coffee conversations.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at inappropriate jokes that are too funny to be mad
at me for.
I'm 95% sure Google could use me as a search engine, because I know
truck loads of the most random crap imaginable. Seriously, I've
stunned people to silence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I must warn you, my taste is weird and random (and quit chewing on
me, that's just rude 😛)
Music: I love everything from AC/DC to Paula Cole. So really you're
better off just playing something for me to see if I like it.
Books: I'm a big fan of narrative biographies, so people like Neil
Strauss are on my shelf. I also enjoy reading horror novels like
Frankenstein and Anne Rice.
Tv: currently watching Castle, GOT, and Shameless
Movies: can't go wrong with a good action movie with Robert Downey
Jr. or a comedy starring Bill Murray.
Food: if you give me beef jerky and some spicy Cheetos, you are my
new best friend.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) writing as a form of expression.
2.) good people to chat with.
3.) sleep (used to be beer, but I need sleep more these days)
4.) music that suits my mood in a given moment.
5.) a story to tell.
6.) comedy, my stand up & in general
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If progress is positive, what does that make congress?
Whatever happened to original movie ideas, and why Marvel has a 20
year movie plan. (not that I'm actually complaining about Marvel -
our Mickey-eared overlords have done good work)
If Autism has become the new go-to trope for tv & movies
because of St. Elsewhere & Tommy Westphall being connect to so
many shows and movies of the 90's.
And quite honestly: I dream about one day having a "polycule"
household: all my partners and their partners, living together in
love and mutualism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically working these days, but legend tells of a time when I
would croon barflies with little ditties from yesteryear; a beer in
one hand & the audience telling me to try out for American
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* If you have intimacy in all of your personal relationship (read
closeness, not sex...necessarily)
* If you can see special needs individuals as everyday folks, and
not someone that needs to be changed or cured, just
* Bonus round points for being a flaming nerd 😉
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