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Rebel-W-AClause

27 Kansas City, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:33am
Orientation
Demisexual, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hawaiian (Poorly), Other (Poorly), Latin (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
27 ♌️

My name is Ben, I'm unapologetically nerdy with my interests & my company; and I can get along with everyone except the brain-dead and the vain (Ok, I admit it: I'm a picky eater zombie after some good gray matter) 💀👅

Looking for friends, lovers, and my way back from Oz.

Chances are, if I've looked at your profile a couple times: I want to message you, but I have no idea what to say that wouldn't make me bang my head against a wall five minutes later. 😅😇
So please, bear with me, introductions aren't my strong suit. I kind of just want to skip to the part where we just talk for hours getting to know each other.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
(Wait a minute here...my mother sent you here didn't she!? 😝)

Since moving spontaneously to Kansas I've been re-enacting the valet scene from "Ferris Bueller's Dayoff" on a night shift rotation.

What I could use is some awesome people to hang out with and get me into a reasonable amount of trouble, just so I can show y'all that 27 is the new 18 😎

In my free time I enjoy seeing movies, doing amateur stand up comedy, and having coffee conversations.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at inappropriate jokes that are too funny to be mad at me for.

I'm 95% sure Google could use me as a search engine, because I know truck loads of the most random crap imaginable. Seriously, I've stunned people to silence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I must warn you, my taste is weird and random (and quit chewing on me, that's just rude 😛)

Music: I love everything from AC/DC to Paula Cole. So really you're better off just playing something for me to see if I like it.

Books: I'm a big fan of narrative biographies, so people like Neil Strauss are on my shelf. I also enjoy reading horror novels like Frankenstein and Anne Rice.

Tv: currently watching Castle, GOT, and Shameless

Movies: can't go wrong with a good action movie with Robert Downey Jr. or a comedy starring Bill Murray.

Food: if you give me beef jerky and some spicy Cheetos, you are my new best friend.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) writing as a form of expression.

2.) good people to chat with.

3.) sleep (used to be beer, but I need sleep more these days)

4.) music that suits my mood in a given moment.

5.) a story to tell.

6.) comedy, my stand up & in general
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If progress is positive, what does that make congress?

Whatever happened to original movie ideas, and why Marvel has a 20 year movie plan. (not that I'm actually complaining about Marvel - our Mickey-eared overlords have done good work)

If Autism has become the new go-to trope for tv & movies because of St. Elsewhere & Tommy Westphall being connect to so many shows and movies of the 90's.

And quite honestly: I dream about one day having a "polycule" household: all my partners and their partners, living together in love and mutualism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically working these days, but legend tells of a time when I would croon barflies with little ditties from yesteryear; a beer in one hand & the audience telling me to try out for American Idol.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* If you have intimacy in all of your personal relationship (read closeness, not sex...necessarily)

* If you can see special needs individuals as everyday folks, and not someone that needs to be changed or cured, just understood.

* Bonus round points for being a flaming nerd 😉