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27 Kansas City, MO Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:44am
Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
White, Other
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly other
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hawaiian (Poorly), Other (Poorly), Latin (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
27 ♌️

I'm unapologetically nerdy with my interests and my company; and I can get along with everyone except the brain-dead and the vain (Ok, I admit it: I'm a picky eater zombie after some good gray matter) 💀👅

Looking for friends, lovers, and my way back from Oz.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
(Wait a minute mother sent you here didn't she!? 😝)

Since moving spontaneously to Kansas I've been re-enacting the valet scene from "Ferris Bueller's Dayoff" on a night shift rotation.

What I could use is some awesome people to hang out with and get me into a reasonable amount of trouble, just so I can show y'all that 27 is the new 18 😎

In my free time I enjoy seeing movies, doing amateur stand up comedy, and having coffee conversations.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at inappropriate jokes that are too funny to be mad at me for.

I'm 95% sure Google could use me as a search engine, because I know truck loads of the most random crap imaginable. Seriously, I've stunned people to silence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I must warn you, my taste is weird and random (and quit chewing on me, that's just rude 😛)

Music: I love everything from AC/DC to Paula Cole. So really you're better off just playing something for me to see if I like it.

Books: I'm a big fan of narrative biographies, so people like Neil Strauss are on my shelf. I also enjoy reading horror novels like Frankenstein and Anne Rice.

Tv: currently watching Castle, GOT, and Shameless

Movies: can't go wrong with a good action movie with Robert Downey Jr. or a comedy starring Bill Murray.

Food: if you give me beef jerky and some spicy Cheetos, you are my new best friend.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) writing as a form of expression.

2.) good people to chat with.

3.) a good beer at the end of a long day

4.) music that suits my mood in a given moment.

5.) a story to tell.

6.) comedy, my stand up & in general
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If progress is positive, what does that make congress?

Whatever happened to original movie ideas, and why Marvel has a 20 year movie plan.

If Autism has become the new go-to trope for tv & movies because of St. Elsewhere & Tommy Westphall being connect to so many shows and movies of the 90's.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically working these days, but legend tells of a time when I would croon barflies with little ditties from yesteryear; a beer in one hand & the audience telling me to try out for American Idol.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* If you have intimacy in all of your personal relationship (read closeness, not sex...necessarily)

* If you can see special needs individuals as everyday folks, and not someone that needs to be changed or cured, just understood.

* Bonus round points for being a flaming nerd 😉