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Rebel-W-AClause

27 Leawood, KS Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hawaiian (Poorly), Other (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been lured to this site under promises of cupcakes, but since the cake was a lie, I'll try my best to make some use of this profile.
Not looking to date anyone at this time:
I'm in a relationship, daddyslittletae, and am naturally poly, she...not so much & she is still learning to share.
So...going to need some new friends.
So friends are good, friends with potential are good, peanut butter cups are goo...opps, got carried away.

Any other question, feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mom, is that you?

I'm currently working nights at a hospital security desk, because my social life was just WAY too epic since moving here a hot minute ago. :P
What's a social life again?

I'm also nursing a bad ankle after a "talk" with my "loan officers".
Damn you quick cash!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* I watch too much anime to function sometimes. Sorry(not sorry). ;-P
* I can quote your favorite movie better than you can.
* Convincing random strangers that I am Irish.
* Blowing minds with professor-level intellect while speaking like Jason Mewes with the voice Stephen Moyer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
{This document has been redacted on the grounds of being the description of a porno}

With my night job, it's usually how pale and cold I am
...wait, that's Edward Cullen. Never mind.

I'm going to have to go with my spot on impression of Tommy Boy and the trail of underage Japanese girls who have mistaken me for "that one guy who used to be famous"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I warn you, I have zero taste. Which isn't bad, if I was trapped with cannibals, but that's besides the point.

Books:
* I just recently picked up two novels by Anne Rice, because real vampires don't sparkle. So I am currently working on those two for now.
* I also have a collection of "first-hand account" books and classic literature, because I am a flaming nerd that way.
Ask me about my Neil Strauss collection.

TV/Movies:
(Let's face it: you came here first on my profile, didn't you?)
I am obsessed with Game of Thrones for all the wrong reasons, and I love to convert people to the show just to watch them squirm. I am particularly fond of Californication.

Music:
I am a consummate child of the 80's & 90's, so that means Grunge Rock, Heavy Metal, anything by the 27 Club: Joplin, Cobain, Hendrix, etc. Basically, anything drenched in whiskey and regrets is my jam.

Food:
My girl recently introduced me to 5 Guys Burgers, and she might as well have shot heroin, because I am addicted now. I try to eat healthier these day: whole grain and lean protein...but I really end up eating Pizza Rolls and drinking Sweet tea.
So, opps...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Temere usura linguas, ut appareat callidi
2. Russian roulette games in old Chinatown for spare cash.
3. The Necronomicon - klaatu barada nik...(oh fuck me!)
4. Giving zero fucks about this section.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I haven't gotten my period yet.
"Dear God, it's me: Benjamin."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't work Friday so...you know, out and about:
smoking crack, worshiping Satan, throwing myself sexually at little people for pots of gold; only to have them tell me they're not leprechauns.
"I shall call her 'Mini-She'"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm naturally Poly and I am into BDSM
(I don't spank on the first date though)

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