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27 Leawood, KS Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:16pm
White, Other
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hawaiian (Poorly), Other (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been lured to this site under false promises of cupcakes, but since the cupcake was a lie, I'll try my best to make some use of this profile.

Any other question, feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mom, is that you?

I'm currently working nights at a hotel, because my social life was just WAY too epic since moving here a hot minute ago. :P
What's a social life again?

I'm also nursing a bad ankle after a "talk" with my "loan officers".
Damn you quick cash!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* I watch too much anime to function sometimes. Sorry(not sorry). ;-P
* I can quote your favorite movie better than you can.
* Convincing random strangers that I am Irish.
* Blowing minds with professor-level intellect with the voice of Bill Compton.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
{This document has been redacted on the grounds of being the description of a porno}

With my night job, it's usually how pale and cold I am
...wait, that's Edward Cullen. Never mind.

I'm going to have to go with my spot on impression of Tommy Boy and the trail of underage Japanese girls who have mistaken me for "that one guy who used to be famous"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I warn you, I have zero taste. Which isn't bad, if I was trapped with cannibals, but that's besides the point.

* I just recently picked up two novels by Anne Rice, because real vampires don't sparkle. So I am currently working on those two for now.
* I also have a collection of "first-hand account" books and classic literature, because I am a flaming nerd that way.

(Let's face it: you came here first on my profile, didn't you?)
I am obsessed with Game of Thrones for all the wrong reasons, and I love to convert people to the show just to watch them squirm. I am particularly fond of Californication.

I am a consummate child of the 80's & 90's, so that means Grunge Rock, Heavy Metal, anything by the 27 Club: Joplin, Cobain, Hendrix, etc. Basically, anything drenched in whiskey and regrets is my jam.

I try to eat healthier these day: whole grain and lean protein...but I really end up eating Pizza Rolls and drinking Sweet tea.
So, opps...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Temere usura linguas, ut appareat callidi
2. Russian roulette games in old Chinatown for spare cash.
3. The Necronomicon - klaatu barada nik...(oh f**k me!)
4. Not giving a damn about this section.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I haven't gotten my period yet.
"Dear God, it's me: Benjamin."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't work Friday know, out and about:
smoking crack, worshiping Satan, throwing myself sexually at little people for pots of gold; only to have them tell me they're not leprechauns.
"I shall call her 'Mini-She'"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am into BDSM
(I don't spank on the first date though)
You should message me if
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Oh so many reasons actually!
* You think I'm cute...naturally ( -_^)
* You are into Nerds (I love the candy)
*Or how about just because you think you can outwit me in a game of intellect...which is inconceivable!