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Red-Ascetic

29 M Burlington, VT

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi there! I am in a committed relationship with fadedlyric If you're interested in getting together with the two of us sometime, you should! We're two fun loving & sexual nerds. Well she's more the nerd. I'm more the adventure into the unknown, fear no mystery, driven to see it all for myself, and not afraid to be outspoken sort of fella.

I'd also love to meet a new friend to spend quality time with. You know, someone who likes to randomly go shoot a game of pool some time.Some one who has thick skin and a soft heart . Someone confident who likes to be convinced to do new things. I suppose you could say a friend with benefit but with a stronger emphasis on "friend".
What I’m doing with my life
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Slinging cocktails, playing Magic, acting, drinking cocktails, riding my bike, climbing, killing zombies, adventure walking my dog (sometimes dogs), cooking, cuddling up on the couch and watching t.v., fighting the man, rattling sabers, and quality fist shaking. I intend to live my life unintentionally or as close as I can get to it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Distracting people, making them smile, creating environments, putting your bootstraps in your hand so you can pull yourself up. Screaming. Video games, building decks, and thinking of newer and better techniques of vandalism. One of my favorite things by far is to take others with me on my adventures. I enjoy putting them in situations that recreate the childlike sense of wonder we all experienced on a daily basis once upon a time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My full body unitard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: Fried Okra
Movie: Legends of the Fall
Music: Sounds
Books: Pop-Up
Shows: Fun Ones
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Onesie
Magda
Sunglasses
Laughter
Family
Mystery
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Muahahahaaaa...I mean, no comment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home...I'm kind of over the whole bar scene.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Go ahead...ask.
You should message me if
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You're interested because I'm interesting!

You're looking for an activity friend.

You'd like to get together with fadedlyric and I.