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RedBeardbev

40 Port Deposit, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Seeing Someone
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

I am a friendly outgoing type of guy. I am that type of guy how can handle his own, whether it be on a battlefield or at home taking care of the kids.I have learned in my long travels that life is to short to not enjoy it. I really enjoy a woman not only their body but their mind as well.

I am not a person who trolls but a person who wants to get to know one another. If other fun things happen along the way then great. If not then at least we have made new friends with each another. I know there are quiet a few women who will glance at this and never want to write. I don't bite, I have a sense of humor, a big heart, a shoulder to cry on, and a good career. I have a wild mind with a wild imagination that is most likely why I am making a web comic. I really don't know what else to say, it is up to you ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work on computers and am working on a webcomic as well. Stopping the ninja monkeys from taking over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alright so the ninja monkey lost but they were found by pirates and re-animated to be pirate-ninja-monkey-zombies. Yeah it is going to be that kind of a fight. I better draw up some plans, good thing I am good at drawing. Ha, that was me fishing for something to say, oh wow, I like to fish too. But don't be camping to long on that statement or I might be walking by and setting my tent up right on top of you. Well for the kids playing at home, I have disclosed that I like to draw, camp, fish and walk. And sense you have notice the imaginative way that I have told this little tale you can say I like to tell a good story. Which is another hobby of mine, creating comics.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
bald head and red beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Salem's lot
ColdFire
I am Legend
To Kill a mockingbird.
The Raven
Coraline

Comics
Webcomics
The Dark Knight Returns
Batman Year one
Gotham by Gaslight
Marvels
The Watchmen
Bone

Movies
The Rocketeer
Nightmare before Christmas
Stranger than Fiction
Apollo 13
Office Space
Goonies
Star Trek
Star wars
Back to the Future
Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit
The Batman Trilogy
The Avengers

Shows
TOS Star Trek
Big Bang Theory
The IT Crowd
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Elementary
Dexter
True Blood
Shameless
Breaking Bad
Battlestar Galatica
The Walking Dead
American Horror Story
Game of Thrones

Music
Pretty much anything by John Williams
James Horner
The Who
The Beatles
Rolling Stones
Beach Boys
Queen
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
PAD and Pencil
Music
Water
Books
My Imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ninja monkeys

Why women aren't up for the challenge of meeting a genuine guy who will treat them like the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drawing, cooking, reading a book
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will answer any question that you have courage to ask! Are you up for the challenge?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a open mind!