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RedJackSprat

34 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whoa there! You clicked on my face. Nice! We got past the "judge me by my photo" phase. Don't worry, there are some more photos you can look at if you want to judge me some more. By the way, if within the first two sentences your profile says "I like travel and food" I am going to assume you have no imagination whatsoever. If you're really really attractive I may respond anyway, but it probably won't go anywhere. Don't be mad, I like those things too, everyone does. That's the thing. Have you ever met anyone sane who hated food and travel? At any rate, I'm glad we got this far. You seem interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to have a cat. This is what I would often ask him. "What are you doing with your life?" Usually he would stare at me blankly. Sometimes he would try to bite me. I am certain that his answers to this question are superior to mine.

I'm a musician. No really. Unlike many Brooklyn musicians I actually play gigs. I write for film and theatre too. I realize this puts me in the uncomfortable position of being stereotyped. Well fuck it. I doubt I fit your stereotype. I know this because I'm not a condescending asshole and I don't live in a loft with fifteen people who get drunk far more than they beat relentlessly on the same three chords. I realize it may be difficult to tell this from my profile but its true.

I also may be somewhat sarcastic at times. But it's all in love.

Update: I recently became a partner in a small restaurant in Brooklyn. It's a lot of work!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Determining what your body type is from your photos. Really. Even if your only picture is a blurry close-up. Do you want to call me shallow? Well then I call BS. When was the last time you went on a date with a guy you weren't attracted to? How did that go? At any rate, if I'm not attracted to you I still value your humanity. We should get drunk and make fun of people sometime. Anyway I'm almost completely joking.

I am also good at music , reading, taking risks, drinking, talking about philosophy art and music, polite conversation, making salsa and marinara, and falling off skateboards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People often tell me I look familiar. This leads me to believe I have a long lost twin brother who runs around in a social circle one degree removed from mine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
How could I possibly list them all?

Books: Everything by Albert Camus, Cormac McCarthy, William Faulkner, Steinbeck, Most everything by Hemingway and Kafka, Kurt Vonnegut, Sartre and James Baldwin. I've been through obsessive periods with Murikami, Plato, Kant, as well as various pop fiction authors. I will read pretty much anything as long as it's not recycled ideas warmed over with cliches.

Movies: I watch a lot of docs, but for pure movie-making I love the Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, David Lynch, Tarantino, Kurasowa, Kubrick, Westerns, bad horror flicks and anything with something to say.

Music: Devotchka, Miles Davis, Ennio Marriconne, Beirut, Tom Waits, Wilco, Nick Drake, Danny Elfman, my god I could go on forever. Jazz, soundtracks, rock, indie, folk, Americana, gypsy music, modern classical. Anything interesting

Food: I'm a pescatarian foodie. And I hate the word pescatarian. It sounds so fucking condescending. Come to think of it I hate the word "foodie" too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Caffeine
2) Music
3) Occasionally sleeping late
4) New things to stare at
5) A good book
6) Dreams
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, music, literature, and the meaning of life...which is to say that I waste most of my thinking time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a gig, watching a concert, checking out a movie, having a whiskey at the neighborhood bar, home on Netflix, practicing and writing music, or fucking around on the internet. I don't have a television and I rather enjoy it that way. Commercials make my head hurt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Who are you again?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You realize most of this profile description is tongue-in-cheek sarcasm. If you're not committing egregious photo fraud on your profile (I don't understand this. Has that ever worked for you? It's like those construction workers who proposition pedestrians. I don't understand them either). If you don't skim OkCupid profiles looking for guys with sweet sweet ab pics (Let me save you some time. They are boring douchebags, and probably not very good in bed anyway- being narcissists). If you have something more interesting to talk about than how passionate you are about your Human Resources job at Stanley Morgan (I am not %100 convinced the humans there can be classified as "resources", but hey you could change my mind). If you think the idea of having an arch-nemesis is an interesting one. If you have ever done anything fun just for the sake of doing something fun. If you are rad.

Also: if you don't have "Work hard, play hard" somewhere in your profile. What the hell does that even mean?