I'm a pretty down chick. I try to be easy breezy. But be warned... If you insist at comin at me wrong, you'll see just why I teach the lessons. ;) CLASShole extraordinaire right here. Arms & legs inside the ride at all times. Consider this your disclaimer. Enjoy your stay :)

P.S. It takes a lot to get my attention and a lot more to keep it. So, please, be real. If all you're lookin for is a booty call, you had better bring your "A Game". Otherwise, lol, keep on rollin.

Living to be happy, lol, cause otherwise, what's the point? Search out the silver lining.

Making people laugh and cutting down the douchebag in the room.

My buddy said my outgoing personality but his first suggestion was my tits... (>.<)

I'd say its that I'm usually wearing some kind of orange or red, gotta support my boys :)

Books : Anything Stephen King writes, specifically The Gunslinger Series (Dark Tower), Dean Koontz, James Patterson...

Music : pretty much everything...

TV is usually just background noise, but I enjoy "smart shows" and sports. Love my FlyGuys and my Phils...

Food : if it smells good, I'll eat it. Except organ meats or lima beans. Gross.

Hmm... Six things I can't live without... My friends, humor and sarcasm, coffee, my furry kids, oxygen and, well... sex, I guess? *Side note* I seem to be doing ok so far without that last one, even tho it makes one quite, um, cranky, at times. O.o

Why bathroom water is so much colder than the water anywhere else in the house... O.o

That really depends on the time of year. If it's fall or winter, it's the Flyers. Spring and summer, the Phils.
On any other typical Friday night, I'm either hangin with my friends, preferably at my house, cause that's the spot to be or at one of our local watering holes...

I have a thing for men in uniform. Cops, Firefighters, Marines... Oy vey... Makes this girls knees weak and heart flutter...

Also, your scent will determine whether or not I wanna get to know you better... And if I hafta look up to look into ya eyes, ya have a better chance.

Love a tall guy who smells yummy :)

If you first, read my profile.
Then, if ya made it that far :
You have a great sense of humor, don't mind sarcasm, aren't the super jealous type nor psychotic and basically if you're looking for an equal.