That isn't really meant to be any kind of indicator on who I am or what I'm like, just a little ice-breaker. No, I did not make that up (it's actually true).
First thing you should know about me: I'm an intellectual. GUH, I know, we're the worst, right? Hopefully that's mitigated by the second thing you should know about me: I'm really dumb in a lot of ways, and my intellectual side is forced to confront it on a daily basis, so I've developed a sense of humor about it.
I even have an entire photo album on my Facebook dedicated to cataloging my daily failure to properly flip my eggs in the skillet. Yes, I make myself eggs (nearly) every day.
I'm a dog person, though cats, like most animals, love me just fine. Same with kids. While I do want to have the chillens some day, and while I seem to get along with them really well now, I'm perfectly happy being a non-parent for the time being. I'm still building my career.
Last thing you should definitely know about me: I have a lot of hope for the future. Part of me worries I may be setting expectations too high, but if you never disappoint yourself you never really tired much, did you? I want awesome things to happen, and I want you (whoever you are) to be the best of them.