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Last online
Dec 29, 2014
5' 11" (1.80m)
Not at all
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Cat-loving, marathon running, Brum-dwelling, book-devouring, procrastination-afflicted, grand-high-obscure-band-and-movie-knowing, UK-dwelling long-haired ferret.

The bit about the marathons isn't true. Nor is the bit about being a ferret, because that would be strange. Come on, I wouldn't even be able to type. Still, the procrastination bit certainly is true, which is probably why I never seem to finish anything I st

I have a sense of humour best described as distinctive. I really do like way too many things that nobody else has ever heard of. I also like to write creatively, but never get round to doing as much as I want to.

I am laconic, verbose, and contradictory
What I’m doing with my life
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Applying for as many jobs as I can, in the hope that one of them will eventually take. Also reading, watching obscure horror films, and going out now and then when I can afford it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting off until tomorrow what I could do today. Reading fast. Amassing knowledge on obscure and largely useless topics which nevertheless fascinate me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't have the faintest idea. Maybe my hair, just because there's so much of it. I think I'm mostly just good at being inconspicuous. I do tend to be rather quiet and awkward when meeting people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The trouble with listing anything like this is that I have way too many. A real list of my favourites would go on for pages. Still, I'll do what I can.

Six of my favourite books

Christopher Priest - The Glamour/Alan Garner - Red Shift/Shirley Jackson - We Have Always Lived In The Castle/John Crowley - Little, Big/John le Carre - Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy/Almost anything by Terry Pratchett

And way too many others.

Six films

Bubba Ho-tep/The Trial/Wings of Desire/A Very Long Engagement/The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp/Memento

Six bands

Blind Lemon Jefferson/Devin Townsend/Kate Bush/Luke Haines/Diamanda Galas/The Residents

Generally I'd say I prefer rock-type things, but not exclusively.

This is exactly what I mean when I say that half the stuff I like, nobody else has ever heard of.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, water, protein, salt, vitamins, carbohydrates. Originality is over-rated.

Failing that - the internet, alcohol, tea, curry, music, obscure and elderly computer games. All the real essentials in life, I think. A close follow-up would be books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Universe, and all that surrounds it. What my next meal will be. The book I will one day write when I get round to it. Emus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It can vary. These days, staying in watching the tv or reading a book, unless I can afford to get out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I suffer from Exploding Head Syndrome. No, really. It's a genuine medical condition.
You should message me if
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You're bored. Or you like strange things too.