I have always had a penchant for locks, secret compartments, engrossing books, tactile examinations, the OED, soulful music, reckless sledding, and inopportune giggling.

The god's honest truth is that I am a performance artist and I earn my living by working behind the scenes in the adult film industry. I don't wear either of those titles as badges of honor, however since one or both of them could be deal breakers for people I have found that it is best to be upfront about them.
Otherwise, I spend my time making art, making movies, traveling, and taking naps.

Making the impossible, possible without removing the absurdity of its implausibility. Also, making cookies.

My eye lashes. Weird but true.

Andy Kaufman, Linda Montana, Thin Lizzy, The Mighty Boosh, Patanjali, Vito Acconci, Eleanor Antin, Dan Simmons, Ian Banks, The Muppets, John Coltrane, Tony Labat, Jerry Stahl, George Takei, Cecil Taylor, ALF, Richard Wright, Tina Turner, Hayao Miyazaki, Meet the Feebles, Prince Paul, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Stevie Wonder, Werner Herzog, Amy Sedaris, The Monkees, monkeys, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Picard's Flute, Riker's Trombone, Luxury Comedy, Bruce Campbell, Pete and Pete, Eric Dolphy, Small Wonder, Howard Fried, Hiroshi Sugimoto, B.K.S. Iyengar, Maurizio Cattelan, Garth Marenghi, Barbara T. Smith, The Boss, Don Knotts, Out of this World, Jennifer Locke, Bob Ross, Tower of Power, Paul Reubens, Alfred Yankovic, China Mielville, Alice Coltrane, Alejandro Jodorowsky, and Frank Zappa (in no particular order).

Clean socks
Dictionaries
Showers
Napping
Snacking
Naughtiness

Words, where they came from, and if I spelled them correctly. Also, sweet thingies.

Frequenting explosive submarine crash-up derbies.

When I was kid I had to shave my dads back during the summer time.

Feel free to contact me if you are kind of a weirdo. I tend to have friends and lovers who are sex-positive, independent, happy, good at communicating, and are passionate about life. A good/wicked sense of humor is always appreciated as well!