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RedYoda

24 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"wannabe artmaker. given love to heartbreakers. just one ant in the colony that's lost all sense(s). refusing to lose but not bothered with winning."

I was raised on Disney movies and other such fairy tales, and while I still love those movies/books, as an adult I see how much they can fuck up a little girl's view of being a woman and what goals she can/should set for herself. That being said, I don't know that I believe in love (or marriage for that matter).
Some might say that I'm "jaded" or a "pessimist", which I guess I would agree with, but would also argue is the more realistic outlook. Super positive people annoy the shit out of me. This is the real world, not LalaLand.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out how to be a grown up. Or how to avoid it. I was most recently working at a fabrication shop that builds custom props/sculptures for companies/museums/parties/plays around the country. I chose to leave for several reasons including their inability to meet OSHA standards. This was further complicated when I found out that I was pregnant. I'm having a little boy on my own (Due Dec. 8).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sewing and sculpting. (I'm most interested in formalism, classicism.. I'm pretty old fashioned I guess.) Yay art! I sculpt the Duck Dynasty dudes for ChiaPet.. that seems to get a bit of attention sometimes. Ask me about it if you're interested.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... ginger?
My cheeks are just always red, so people usually think I'm embarrassed or mad. Which is probably pretty accurate, actually...
I get "You look mad" a lot. I think that's just how my face looks.

Oh, and pregnant... Though I'm sure people sometimes think I'm just heavy 'round the middle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books.. Fountain of Youth, Art in Theory 1900-2000, Harry Potter, The Outsiders, The Great Gatsby (just reread it in anticipation of the movie)

Movies.. Once, Classic Disney, Les Miserables, Baz Luhrmann (Romeo + Juliet, Great Gatsby), Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (the original one), Wes Anderson (Royal Tenenbaums), Drive, Titus, Hook, It's A Wonderful Life, Singin' In the Rain, Into the Woods, The Birds, Vertigo, Empire of the Sun, 80's Brat Pack Classics (The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, 16 Candles), Ever After

Tele.. oldschool Conan, Adventure Time, Once Upon A Time, Downton Abbey, Green Wing, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Catdog, Grey's Anatomy, Archer, Doctor Who, Duck Dynasty

Music.. Prince, Queen, Simon & Garfunkel, Credence Clearwater Revival, Florence and the Machine, Adele, John Legend, Jefferson Airplane, Arctic Monkeys, Mumford & Sons, Motown, The Bad Plus, The Blow, Jackson 5, Avant, Aaliyah, Lauryn Hill, Neil Young, Sir Mix-A-Lot (pretty exclusively for Baby Got Back)...+
Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI0Kwutugeg
(Sidenote: I also like listening to NPR/WBEZ)

(Non-musical) Artists.. Gustav Klimt, Egon Schiele, Bernini, Alphonse Mucha, Frank Lloyd Wright, Beth Cavener Stichter, Katherina Fritch, Nick Cave, Theaster Gates

Food.. Chinese, Mexican, Italian, Middle Eastern, etc. I don't like sushi though, and I guess I'm not super adventurous with food.

This section is the worst... Many slip my mind, and who wants to read these huge, intimidating lists anyway?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My kittays- Go ahead and judge.
2. Paper Books- Their gradual extinction makes me want to cry. It's just wrong. (Do not be mistaken. I don't get into books as often as I'd like to, I just think Kindles are horrible and hate reading from screens.)
3. Fruit.
4. Vinyl Jams- All oldies in general. Nostalgia for that which was never personally experienced.
5. Sewing Machine- just conveniently handy.
6. Duct Tape- obviously.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
all the things I have to get done / why there aren't more hours in a day

trying to force myself to appreciate my culture, and trying to get a more global view of society as a whole, and the positives and negatives of different cultures according to my personal moral values as conditioned by the culture I was raised in, and being aware of that conditioning, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping...

Or Netflixing. I am a homebody who generally does not like loud/crowded places. Plus I can't really drink right now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well I'm pregnant. It was a surprise. And I'm doing it by myself (with family help). I don't know how private that is, but it is pretty personal...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to... If you are inclined to "like" me, you might as well just message me so I know who you are. Jussayin.

Non-exclusive preferences:
-You actually read this profile (and/or noticed any typos)
-You like "a little extra"
-You have a beard/scruff
-You have tattoos
-You're more sarcastic than most
-You aren't overwhelmingly cocky or conceited

I recently discovered that: according to Greek and Chinese zodiacs, I am most compatible (romantically) with someone born between March 21st and April 19th or August 23rd and September 22nd of 1982, or 1986. So if you fall into that very small category of men, I'm curious.
^^This is not as serious as people seem to think it is. I just thought it was funny...