I'm 36, but look 28 and feel 50 on some days. :) .
YOU are a man-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. While you are technically still married, your husband doesn't seem to care - or so you assure me. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose.
Through a technicality you are currently not under court supervision or otherwise grounded so we can actually do stuff. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town, but now want to take it slow with me. Age is unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 22 and rehash mother issues with women over 44. Must have a sense of humor. ;)
Not fond of the Indy club scene and tired of having girls ask me to buy them drinks. Guess I'm looking to see if there are any girls who break the Indy mold.
Grew up in WI, but needed a change, so moved to Indy 11 years ago. Now I spend a lot of my free time traveling back to WI. Crazy how life works out.
- Yes, I have a serious side, too.
- Kids = 0
- Baggage and Drama = 0 and 0
- House and Career = check and check
- Dog = Greyhound (rescued and retired racer)
- Smokes = No
- Shoe's = sometimes. Size 14.
My perfect date would include getting drunk in a sleazy bar while you make-out with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread, but prefer a long-term, spirit-crushing descent into booze and pills.
Or, you would take me out for sushi, then I would do all the things to you that the last guy was too much of a wuss to do.
If you're ready to live the dream, shoot me an email.
P.S. Major bonus points if you have brown eyes.