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Red_Beeerd

27 M Ridgewood, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To be fair, this quote really sums it up:

"There are ten thousand people in this world who can paint or draw to beat the band but you'll never see them or know who they are. These people have mastered their craft and that is all they have."

-Harvey Dunn

A close friend once said "You're a terrible person with many redeeming qualities."

-I love skiing, snow-shoeing, long-boarding(it's really just a bigger skateboard meant for speed and commuting rather than tricks), and some recreational games of football or basketball from time to time. if you're one of those bigots who think sports are idiotic, you're clearly one ignorant buffoon.
-I love my corduroys.
-I like the many pairs of boots I own.
-Cooking is something I've gotten back into recently. I enjoy cooking a meal with someone and feel like it's a solid way to connect. After All, food and drink are a social medium. Most of my favorites include Thai, and Indian. I could care less if you're vegetarian or vegan. It's not a deal breaker. Just please don't be an obsessive baker. I'm particular about cookies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Since moving to Brooklyn in late January I've been living the freelance life while working my way into a full-time gig. As much fun as freelancing can be, there is something to be said about a salary/health insurance/benefits etc. I'm sure they'll fall into place on a day in the near future but there's no rush.

I'd like to meet someone I can share many similar interests with while also being able to disagree on many things. It's important that my significant other can be patient with my slightly self-absorbed lifestyle and career. Painting and drawing takes up oodles of time and can often be unpredictable in terms of income - My schedule is unpredictable. A 9-5 is the most boring and incapacitating lifestyle one can lead. Work by your own rules and get into some DIY.

If you step in front of a graffiti-tagged wall for a selfie and deem yourself worthy of messaging me, think again - you're apart of the problem.

If I actually message you back, you better be able to talk about these things and keep me interested. otherwise don't waste your time or mine:

Philosophy
GOOD Art (Sadly, there is a huge difference)
Music (read mine below, please, seriously)
Psychology
Sports (Moderately)
Technology
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Psychology
Story-telling
Seeing what I can get away with
Making Bonfires
getting kicked out of bars for drawing while drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows-
When I have time to, I enjoy watching House, Law and Order SVU, Firefly, Red Dwarf, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I met Your Mother, Family Guy, American dad, The Office, Breaking Bad, Make it or Break it (guilty pleasure), Arrested Development.

I'm old enough to admit these cartoons still give me inspiration:
Hey Arnold, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, Pete & Pete, Angry Beavers, Ah! Real Monsters, Cat-Dog, and of course...Ren & Stimpy.

Movies-
Suspense, Horror, Documentaries, Sundance, Sci-Fi, Chick Flicks, Drama, some comedy too. Anything with an incredible score written for it...for example, you'll score points by lying about how Winter's Bone is your absolute favorite film. This is my DVD rack at the moment: No Country for Old Men, Moliere, Atonement, The Village, Eyes Wide Shut, Signs, The Savages, Girl With the pearl Earring, Sideways, Mad Max Trilogy, Total Recall, Synecdoche, New York, Delicatessen, Juno, Velocity, Shakespeare in Love, Full Metal Jacket, Simming Pool, The Shining, The Fountain, That Evening Sun, The Hours, Aviator, Big Fish, Jacobs ladder, The Thing, Triplets of Belleville, Catch me if You Can, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, The Savages, 4 months, 3 Days, and Two Weeks, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Stalker, Spirited Away, One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest, Babel, Rainman, Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

Books-
Finishing up East of Eden then onto All Quiet on the Western Front. I don't feel like naming all the books on my to-read list.

Artists-
Howard Pyle, NC Wyeth, Harvey Dunn, Jessie Willcox Smith, Maxfield Parrish, Marshal Arisman, Francis Bacon, Albrecht Durer, Vermeer, John Waterhouse, Edward Burne-Jones, Klimpt, Giacometti, Brom, Brian Fraud...name dropping on influences is necesarry.

Music-
Like every other artsy-fartsy person, the music I enjoy ranges from Classical to Metal and all things in between. Live music is the best kind hands down but I'll settle for my BOSE headphones if not a show. Some gems in my collection lately include the Dead Meadow, Alcest, U2, and The Black Angels. Work mode normally consists of way to much post-rock but it's something near and dear to my heart. Of course there are times when I'll throw on Prince or Kenny Loggins for some "cheese-dick" 80's music. That's what happens when your mother used to backup sing for Gloria Estefan.

Some Personal favorites:
Coil, Death in June, The Cramps, Swans, Boyd Rice, Killing Joke, Non, Skinny Puppy, Butthole Surfers, Cocteau Twins, Front 242, KMFDM, Nitzer Eb, Cloaks, Siouxsie and the Banshees, My Bloody Valentine, The Chameleons, Bauhaus, Joy Division, White Zombie, Godflesh, Final, JK Flesh (basically all material by Justin Broadrick), Pigface, Curve, Ride, Blut Aus Nord, Vessels, Collapse Under the Empire, Tones on Tail, Love and Rockets.

Food-
I eat a pretty excessive amount of candy, especially after Halloween rolls by. If you give me some dark chocolate or sweat/sour candy, rest assured I'll be a happy camper. I'll even make you a mean pot of chili to die for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(6? screw that)
water
food
bed
clothes
shoes
people
live music
good artwork
sketchbook
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing pool, a concert, chillin' with friends, burning up with a movie, or working late for a client.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've dropped over $50 on candy.
You should message me if
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You can get over yourself.