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36 M Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:36am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've lived a joy-filled life, with good friends, wildly varied experiences, and the kind of can't breath, eye-tearing belly laughs, that can't come often enough.

I've lived on both coasts and the middle of the country. I moved back to DC after 8 years in Los Angeles, and am excited to explore and learn about all the fun spots DC has to offer. Most importantly, I hope to find someone to run roughshod over this town with.

I am a happy fun guy, who values a nice tie, and a nice pair of dress shoes, as much as I love my jeans vans and a hoodie. Though my hands are now soft and clean from jobs that require keyboards, I know how to man a shovel as well as anyone out there and I know the proper form for chopping wood.

When meeting people, I like to ask what they do for fun before asking who they work for. I'll let you merge on the freeway and I open the door for strangers. And though I'm pretty laid back, you'll know when I care or have an opinion.

I love live music enough that I worked as an usher/security at a music venue for two years just to see as many shows as I could. Was an amazing experience.

I've spent time in forty-seven of fifty states (I don't count airports in which case I've been to 48). I love to road trip, see the sights, check out the local dives, eat the local food, and meet the locals. I'm the guy who sits down in an establishment and can strike up a conversation with the people at the bar, and leave like we're old friends.

I am charmingly absurd, wittily crass, and totes like awesome
What I’m doing with my life
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Software Consultant to Congressional offices by day, but that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Spending time at the gym, the mountains, and the local pub.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tennis, Cooking, having my picture taken (I was a model with an agent for 3 years)... Whatever it is that makes dogs love me, I guarantee that your dog will fall in love with me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you're noticing me, its cause I'm laughing and having a great time. Then you'll note my red hair... Then you'll notice that I'm just an all around nice guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Hitchhiker's Guide Trilogy is probably my favorite of all time. I am about to dive into a 3000 page series about the civil rights era. I am a bit of an autodidact.

MOVIES: The Big Lebowski, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, About a Boy, Cars, Layer Cake, Drive!, The Princess Bride, Saving Private Ryan, Act of Valor.

TV: Top Gear... Head and shoulders above any other show on television.

FOOD: I like all kinds of food, trying new things, and exploring new places. Brunch.

MUSIC: I love almost all kinds of music. I listen to KCRW as much as I can. I'll see almost any show at least once, from metal to country, rockabilly, jazz, whatever. I love just about anything with a horn section, and/or a beat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That friend who calls and says, "I'll be there in 10 minutes be downstairs we're going to.... "
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Riding my motorcycle, going to the gym, working out.
My career trajectory, my goals, and how I want to spend my time given my varied proclivities. How to be a better person, globally and locally.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to the gym, then to the local hang out to meet new people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not a private kinda guy, my heart is on my sleeve, and I'm the world's worst liar. I only once ever hit my older sister, she started crying, which upset me so much that I also started to cry, and then she stopped crying because she was faking it.
You should message me if
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Buck social conventions!!! Message me. Fun having awaits you, silliness or serious conversations, corners at the bar or standing room only, booths for brunch, Scrapple or Goat cheese omelet, muddled cocktails or captain and coke, hugs and kisses or hair pulling, Trappist ales or Pabst Blue Ribbon, museums or hike in the woods.