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  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
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Last online
Feb 9
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Full figured
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Has dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WARNING: This was typed on a touch screen, it's all I have right now. My writing is usually more polished. Please forgive the grammatical errors.
Hi, I'm Brandon.

What makes me unique is my complete inability to see what is genuinely unique about me (in other words, this is a tough question). I'm a really good problem solver I guess, and im really good at figuring out what people need and get it to them. I also have the unusual combination of being rather analytical but also highly empathetic and intuitive. I don't know if I'd call that unique but its some of what makes me...well, me. I also have a strong sarcastic streak.

My hobbies usually revolve around nerdy stuff like reading, science fiction, politics, cooking and gadgetry. I have a little pug, Kandi, also known as my little piglet( she kind of oinks)

My goal in life is to be able to have more moments of joy and to help my fellow people. If I can die with people who love me knowing that I gave help to people who needed it, then I will be content.

But enough about me, what about you?
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to help people in need. I work in social services. I want to use my life to do the right thing, even though I don't always know what that is or how to do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, tech stuff, and understanding people. At least I like to think so. I'm also really good at taking care of people. I've done it most of my life and it is even my job.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is my hair. Can't deny the red. And my blue eyes. The red beard too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books? Contact, the dune series, anything political.

Movies? I like documentaries like 8: the Mormon proposition, too big to fail, who killed the electric car, that sort of stuff. Thrillers like Taken are good too. I love love love sci fi. If it Has the word "star" in it I probably love it, star trek, star wars, stargate, battle star. I've yet to see a Pixar movie I didn't like, with the exception of cars (the gluttonous consumption of gasoline should not be glorified for kids and Larry the cable guy needs to be set on fire).

I have a love hate relationship with reality tv. Generally I don't like the competition ones, unless it's between real professionals like project runway, top chef, or ru Paul's drag race.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Notebook computer w/ good wifi
Absurd humor
Gravy, and lots of it.
My Ma
I hate to say it, but my car. I'd love to live in a city where I didn't need it, but I'd still want one around just in case.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to avoid making eye contact in an elevator.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking a glass of wine and trying to forget work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Im a husky bear, so I'm pretty hairy. Seems like something that you should know upfront.
You should message me if
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You dig me
You want to meet me
You want to see me naked
You want to know me
You are friendly
You are patient.