I'm a jock-y nerd with a gaming hobby and a regular football game who likes to shoot arrows at distant dots with an evolved oak branch and wonder, "Did I hit that?"
I'm a ballroom dancing philosopher and psychologist with a weakness for urban fantasy and professional wrestling. Frightened yet?
I'm a published writer, a student of piano and guitar, a project manager and armchair politician. I have an opinion on everything with a value on little and a desire to hear all. I'm an analytical listener, an out-of-the-box thinker and a successful builder of Ikea furniture. I like to play games, play sports, play it up and play along. I go out, go long, go crazy and sometimes I even go for broke.
I'm a joke-telling, nice smelling, idea selling, overwhelming talker who likes to ask the tough questions and has sometimes been accused of looking like a ginger Jesus. I don't smoke, don't do drugs, sometimes drink, and more often than not it's you under the table. I think everyone has something interesting to say and if they don't know how to say it, just sound it out.
I'm hard to pin down because I'm a lot of things. I'm unconventional, listen to music from around the world, and dag gummit people like me! I don't go half-way on anyone or anything. You go full throttle or you go home. You think you can keep up? Wanna know more? Just ask.
Who am I? I'll tell you when they come up with a word for it.
Ok... so I had fun writing that? Is that a crime?