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28 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 10, 2010
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Allow me to be frank at the commencement. I am seriously, seriously, strange.

I know far too much for my own good about apocryphal stuff, weird stuff, Norwegian black metal, how to break into cars and buildings, how to get away with murder, how to hunt someone's legacy, Magic the Gathering, Norse mythology, internal combustion engines, paraphilias, why digital rights management must die, building custom content (levels, etc) for ageing computer games such as the original Doom and Doom II and the original Command & Conquer, and whatnot.

From an early age I used to build precarious towers and things with the express desire just to knock them down again to see which way things fell. Occasionally I have completely off-the-wall brainwaves about completely silly devices such as motorised roller blades or a black-and-white newsreel type music video to Noel Coward's "Three Juvenile Delinquents" starring people dressed as chavs.

I am round the bend, contemplative, and bristly.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying law at King's College, London. Second year. Though next year I'll be in Paris studing French civil law in French. Eeep.

After that, I might see if I can do a master's degree in law, and after that... THE WORLD!
I’m really good at
I used to be able to turn both my feet right round 180 degrees, but on September 25, 2005, I dislocated my knee doing this. It was painful, and I ended up in St Thomas's Hospital classed as a "PFO" (pissed, fell over in medical slang). So I can't any more.

Thus I shall say, to this question, chess, Magic the Gathering, D&D, clarinet playing, unintentionally making people run screaming in terror, formulating schemes to take over the world and enslave humanity, usual stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
That there is a large chunk of ginger-topped flesh with a large nose and a manic grin lurching towards them at an uncharacteristically high speed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A. The Silmarillion, the Death Gate Cycle, Paradise Lost, The Aeneid, Megarry's Manual of the Law of Real Property, The Dark Tower, Well of Darkness, the Lord of the Rings, The Plot Against America, The Encyclopaedia of Unusual Sex Practices, Elric, The Forge of God, and graphic novels-wise The Sandman, ElfQuest (well, you will have guessed from the screen name, right?), and a few other bits.

B. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Serenity, the Rocky Horror Show, Killer Net, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Brazil.

C. An accurate answer would be metal, lots thereof, but that would be boring. So instead I'll pick out some of the more irreverent stuff I like - Cassetteboy, Blackmore's Night, Rhapsody, Hawkwind's Chronicle of the Black Sword, and "Stones" from the Ultima series.

D. If meat is murder, certain individuals would brand me a war criminal. I think this is really, really cool, personally.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Laptop.

2. A hairbrush.

3. My box set of Firefly.

4. Steak.

5. My extensive MP3 collection.

6. A good pair of hefty boots so I can kick down the doors of 10 Downing Street and other governmental locations more effectively when the time comes to take over the world and enslave humanity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All sorts of things. Really cool ideas. Stories that go whirling round in my head. Legal theories. How great it would be if car insurers weren't such grasping gobshites. My next node on Everything2. Plans to take over the world and enslave humanity. Writing rude parodies of various well-known songs. The burning need for someone to do a heavy metal concept album based on the Death Gate Cycle. How I can get my hair to not flick out to the sides whilst I'm growing it. My destined-never-to-be-finished writing projects that I have lying around my laptop's hard drive. Whether one should have the points up or down when wearing a bullet belt (it's down, by the way.) And more...
On a typical Friday night I am
Alive, breathing, and conscious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Erm, I have a birthmark the shape of Zaire on my arse. What were you expecting, a sordid tale of moral turpitude about my endless nights with a candlestick, a legal textbook, and a cat named Robert?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I'm at all interesting in any way, be that "my god he's so hawwt and I want his babies!!!!!1" or "Let's poke it with a stick to see what happens."