Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel like these turn into police reports. Caucasian Male,
approximately 26, residing in the Philadelphia area...
Anyway, so me. I like complaining about my friends but love them to
death. I live with 4 of them now because being alone is boring. I
drag them to dive bars and indie shows that they have no desire at
all to go to.
I am the most sarcastic person in the world. I know lots of people
say that too and I would get along with them extremely well. The
key is to hit that perfect balance between empathy and apathy.
Although, I'm probably too smart for my own good.
I moved to Philly a year ago and I really like it but for all the
wrong reasons. It's like a David Lynch movie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just got an overpriced MBA that used to take up a lot of my time
and trying new hobbies. I think I may try to learn German or the
guitar or something. Oh, yeah. And I work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know far too many useless, but definitely interesting facts. I
will win every quizzo ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate it but I think it's my laugh. It's barely unique but unique
nonetheless. The people that like me call it endearing.
People that I've met off here have all noted how much more
personable and boisterous I am in person as opposed to text. I have
an aversion to emoticons and exclamation points, but I'm trying to
use them more.
Physically, I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hate making long lists and this surely is begging me to do so.
I'm just gonna describe what I like
Book: I like books that are understated, sarcastic, and meaningful.
My favorites include The Stranger, Apathy, Confederacy of
Movie: Anything that has a well developed plot. I hate when
characters do irrational things just because the screenwriter
needed the plot point or something. Favorites: Royal Tenenbaums,
Big Lebowski, Gangs of New York.
Show: I don't like shows naturally but they are nice to fill time.
What I have seen every episode of: Daria, Doctor Who, The
Music: I like lots of music but my friends will demand me to admit
I am a hipster with music. Andrew Jackson Jihad is God to me with
Jeff Mangum as Jesus and the Holy Ghost played by Johnny Hobo and
the Freight Trains.
Food: Food is annoying. I am not much of a foodie; it's just
something that gives me energy. Best meals ever: pizza, fries and
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All are self explanatory, are they not?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I scheme about everything in my life. So much so that I have tried
to think up a scheme to get me to stop scheming so much. I'm so
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm a big boy; I can go out when I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty independent. I don't like people doing stuff for me. I
once moved into my apartment without telling anyone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are at all like Scarlett Johansson's character in Lost in
Translation... or Kate Winslet's in Eternal Sunshine... or Gwyneth
Paltrowe's in Royal Tenenbaums... or if you just want to have a fun
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