1.Has a passion for red wine.
2.Gets embarrassed if caught drinking white wine ;-)
3.Wouldn’t be caught dead drinking pink wine;-)
4.Doesn’t consider dinner a meal without red wine.
5.Goes to every wine festival within 200 miles.
6.Knows the winemakers by name.
7.The winemakers know him by name.
8.Wears burgundy shirts to hide the wine stains.
9.Wears black pants (see #8 above).
10.Has a big wine cellar with a deadbolt on the door.
11.Is a bit reclusive (until he has a glass of red wine).
12.Cooks gourmet food to appreciate with his red wine.
13.Has a fireplace to sip Port and nibble chocolate in front of.
14.Is a great dancer (after a bottle of red wine). See #11 above.
15.Usually dances by himself in the dark.
16.Creates a computer database to keep track of his wine inventory.
17.Names his pets after wines.
18.Always carries a corkscrew in his pocket.
19.Considers shiny black Birkenstocks to be dress shoes (with burgundy socks).
20.Has more wine glasses than he knows what to do with.
21.Does not drink and drive (that’s stupid). Texting and driving is stupid, as well.
22.Substitutes red wine for water in stews, soups and sauces.
23.Believes that the secret to a good meal is to marinate the cook first.
24.Deglazes the pan his home fries were cooked in with red wine.
25.Cooks with red wine vinegar, or better yet, Balsamic vinegar.
26.Shows up with bottles of red wine at parties.
27.Savors red wine while the sun sets over the ocean.
28.Decides where to travel based on the Country’s red wine selection.
29.Has a wine cellar in his Westfalia.
30.Has a drawer full of wine festival t-shirts.
31.Uses the keyword “wine” in most of his Internet searches.
32.Has multiple redwinegeek e-mail addresses.
33.Lost “redwinegeek.com” because he never got around to building a web page.
34.Celebrates and is proud of his “Winegeekiness”.
35.Throws great blind red wine tasting parties.
36.Has a neat and tidy underwear drawer like all geeks.
37.Still has his Pocket Pen Protector.
38.Still has his Slide Rule.
39.Has a “Camel-back hydration pack” with red wine stains in it.
40.Has burgundy colored oriental carpets in his habitat.
41.Hopes to find the Red Wine Gal of his dreams.
42.Never leaves dirty dishes (except a red wine glass) in the sink overnight.
43. Says "I Love That Sound" when he hears the pop of a wine cork being pulled.
44.Can be found under that swarm of fruit flies on the horizon.
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