Imagine this. You're sittin' at home on OKC. I visit your profile. Intrigued, you visit my profile. A message gets sent, by whom it doesn't matter. We get to talking. Phone numbers are exchanged. We meet for coffee. The coffee is watery. We decide to go see a movie. The projector fails. Free tickets. What to do? We go to the department store. Get some cardboard. Then we go find a park with hills. We slide right on down that hill on a cardboard piece. The wind blowing right in our faces. The trees are applauding us, waving their branches and leaves in the air like hippies at Woodstock. We find a nice bench. Sit on down there. Maybe I whip out my gameboy and we play some Pokemon Ruby or maybe some Advance Wars. Maybe we tell some stories. Every date is different. Spontaneity.

It's gettin' late, I'm making my way over to my favorite place
I gotta get my body moving, shake the stress away
I wasn't looking for nobody when you looked my way
Possible candidate, yeah

Who knew that you'd be on my page, lookin' at me like you do
You're making not going to your page impossible
Baby, I must say, your profile is incredible
If you don't have to go, don't

Yes, I quoted Rihanna, and no, I don't feel bad about it. As you can see, I'm a big fan of music.

I'm very family oriented. I love to have a good laugh, as well as make people laugh (I've been told that's one of my best talents). I am super tall! I'm really observant, and notice all the small things about people and places where I go. I'm a science major (Biology). I do not judge other people and treat others as I would like to be treated. I love animals and nature and would like to get out more often and enjoy life. I try everyday to do something new that I didn't do the day before, which makes things interesting quite a bit....yada yada yada.

Come with me,
Into the trees,
We'll lay on the grass
and let hours pass

Take my hand
come back to the land
let's get away
just for one day

Working on a BS in Biology, and volunteering with a local crime laboratory. After graduating, I plan to, at some point, get my Masters in Forensic Science! I'm also pursuing many hobbies, such as electronic circuitry and computer coding. I'm a huge video game enthusiast, as well as a big fan of all kinds of music.

I also enjoy working out. I recently lost around 50 pounds and took up basketball. Go ahead, challenge me to a pick up game...I will posterize you! Not on my court!

I'm a bit of a computer nerd. I have a bunch of websites that I visit daily such as Reddit and TMZ. As a result of that, I tend to know significantly more about pop culture and internet inside jokes that seemingly no one else understands. Go ahead and test one out, chances are I'll know it!

Also, If you haven't noticed already, I'm a bit on the odd side, not in a bad way. Everybody's always asking me why I'm so happy, why I'm smiling. I'm just the kind of guy that likes to have fun. I've never met another male human that is like me. I will randomly go to karaoke places and tear the joint up, get everyone all hopped up (well, maybe I exaggerate).

I'm a good drummer - played quints in marching band (learning to play guitar every now and then also). I'm very good with electronics and fixing computer problems. I'm good at sports (mostly basketball). I find humor in EVERYTHING (where appropriate).

I like to write music compositions, but I'm not a very good lyricist. I've got this weird interest in mixing german metal with Hip Hop.

I can also remember the most trivial details about something.

My strongest point is finding random things to do when out with people! I like to sit and people watch and predict what someone will do, where they will go, what car they drive, etc. I like to sit and watch random foreign movies and make fun of them, two of the top ones so far are EVEN DWARFS STARTED SMALL and FREAKS.

I'm also really good at criticizing the questions on this website. There are a lot of leading questions, and it makes you feel like you have to explain yourself every single time.

I'm really good at being paranoid. If a car has been behind me for a while on the road, I will literally take an alternate route home to try and "lose" the other driver.

I have a system for doing many tasks. I'm not OCD or anything, just different, remember? I eat my salad lettuce first, then the croutons, then the bare plate of chicken last. If it's a hamburger than I will eat the buns first and then the patty.

I'm also good at doing impressions and making weird faces.

Animals tend to love me. Cats love me so much they give me the gift of dandruff, which I am allergic to.

Changing lyrics in music to fit a situation:
(Me visiting possibly your profile)

As He Came Into The Internet
It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo
He Came Into Her Profile
He Left The Message In The Inbox
She Ran To Her Profile
He Could See She Was Readin' It
So She Ran To His Profile
She Was Awestruck, It Was Her Move
You've been hit by - You've been struck by - Redwood Original

Probably my height and eyes. I often tell people that my height is an optical illusion, and sometimes at work I will stand on a stepstool behind the counter to make myself seem super tall. Also, that I am a very unusual person. I just...think about things differently than everyone I know. People also tend to think that I'm from another country because of my "accent", which I will reveal the true nature about only after talking to someone for a while.

Favorite books: I like the DEXTER series of books, The Hunger Games trilogy, Fight Club (the novel), Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, World War Z, the Loch, countless childrens books I used to read when I was little.

Favorite Movies: The shawshank redemption, Gone in 60 seconds, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura, The Mighty Ducks, ET, Dick Tracy, all the Disney movies, too many to list...

I do have a very odd taste in movies. Like Rock-a-Doodle, a movie about singing chickens. Howard the duck, about an alien duck.

Favorite Shows: Sons of Anarchy, Dexter, The office (before michael left), The Boondocks, Band of Brothers, The Pacific, Weeds, Seinfeld, Big Bang Theory, The IT Crowd, The Americans, Beavis and Butthead, the list goes on....

Favorite Food: I will eat anything! I once eat a jalapeno pepper whole at a steakhouse and it went kind of like the same scene in Dumb and Dumber.

Music
My Family
My Friends
My Computer
Animals
Books

I'm a scientist-to-be, I question and think about everything.

Catching up on my favorite shows, enjoying a night in. I'm much more of a homebody, but I do enjoy going out. When I do go out...i tend to do weird and unusual stuff like people watch or hit up Toys R Us for the sales on Nerf guns.

I once was injured playing Guitar Hero when I leaped off a couch during an epic solo and hit my head on the ceiling. To preserve the combo, my friend grabbed the guitar and kept right on playing. Thanks, buddy.

You want to have a good conversation with someone who will give you full attention. You are someone who is NOT glued to their phone all the time. You want someone who will respect you and be loyal and trustworthy. You want someone that will make you laugh. You don't mind that I'm super tall. You hate crowds. You want someone that will motivate you.