That's actually the plot of My Girl.
This internet dating thing gives me the heebie jeebies, but well, here I am.
I'm a 31 year old with a passion for dance that doesn't dance much. I'm self educated or uneducated if you're an asshole (as far as college, I've actually gotten a medical transcription certificate that I NEVER USE *sob*) I may be a plebeian but I can tell you useless trivia til' the bile rises in your throat.
I like making jokes about Fatty Arbuckle.
I have an essential tremor. My hands vibrate just ever so slightly all the time. If you meet me, I swear to god I'm not nervous or going through heroin withdrawals. I hate that name. Essential tremor. Gotta have this tremor! It's not like Parkinson shaky so stop feeling sorry for me.
I like to play the keyboards and draw little creepy pictures.
I have two cats that are so totally into me. If I keeled over dead, it would take them two days tops before they fed on my corpse.