First off, I have 12 kids. If that bothers you, MOVE ON. Second off, I don't support any of my children. If that doesn't bother you, I'd love to start a family with you. Now that we've gotten the pleasantries out of the way, HI! I'm 33. I live with my sister and her son. I push carts at a big box retail store where I work 25hrs a week. I spend more time playing video games than hours spent working in a week. I gave my all to 5 different jobs which I thought would be my career. None of them panned out that way. I don't have the ambition or drive to make another run at secured employment. I'm often tired. I don't like going outside. Crowds frighten me. At this point, I'm pretty much just waiting to die. If any of this interests you, send me a message!

Waiting to die.

Optimism.

Either my intellect or my cock bulge.

Authors: James Ellroy, Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain

Movies: Network, Zodiac, Richard Pryor stand-up films, Woody Allen, Documentaries, Dr. Strangelove, Charlie Kaufman

Music: I grew up on Hip Hop. Still love it. Everything from MF Doom, to Cam'ron. The cerebral to the ignorant. I also like Wilco, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy, The Pixies. When I write I usually listen to Radiohead.

Food: Mexican, Italian, Indian

1) Diet Mountain Dew

2) Thoughts of a post-apocalyptic future

3) (nice) butts

4) The health insurance I use to go to the doctor who in turn writes me notes excusing me from work

5) Days off of work

6) My sanity. JK I'm insane

How much longer I have to be alive.

Waiting to die.

I'm God.

You like adventure!