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35 Merrillville, IN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:13pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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First off, I have 12 kids. If that bothers you, MOVE ON. Second off, I don't support any of my children. If that doesn't bother you, I'd love to start a family with you. Now that we've gotten the pleasantries out of the way, HI! I'm 34. I live with my sister and her son. I push carts at a big box retail store where I work 25hrs a week. I spend more time playing video games than hours spent working in a week. I gave my all to five different jobs which I thought would be my career. None of them panned out that way. I don't have the ambition or drive to make another run at secured employment. I'm often tired. I don't like going outside. Crowds frighten me. At this point, I'm pretty much just waiting to die. If any of this interests you, send me a message!

UPDATE: Just scoffed at a girl for listing THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT as one of her favorite movies. Meanwhile, I sleep on a couch and don't own a car.

SUPERFLUOUS UPDATE: Just never you mind. I'm moving back to the Chicago area in a few weeks. In other words, I can't possibly be looking for anything serious during my remaining time in the Denver area. So, if on the off chance you want to have fun, here I am (for a little while longer).

UPDATE TO END ALL UPDATES: I just moved back home to NWI via the mountains of Denver, Colorado so I can be with and help take care of my mom who was recently diagnosed with a debilitating disease. Now gimme all that sweet sympathy pussy!

What are you waiting for? Message me!
What I’m doing with my life
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Waiting to die.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my intellect or cock bulge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: James Ellroy, Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain

Movies: Network, Zodiac, Richard Pryor stand-up films, Woody Allen, Documentaries, Dr. Strangelove, Charlie Kaufman

Music: I grew up on Hip Hop. Still love it. Everything from MF Doom, to Cam'ron. The cerebral to the ignorant. I also like Wilco, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy, The Pixies. When I write I usually listen to Radiohead.

Food: Mexican, Italian, Indian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Diet Mountain Dew

2) Thoughts of a post-apocalyptic future

3) (nice) butts

4) The health insurance I use to go to the doctor who in turn writes me notes excusing me from work

5) Days off of work

6) My sanity. JK I'm insane
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much longer I have to be alive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting to die.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm God.
You should message me if
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You like adventure!

(And you understand I'm looking for either new friends, or someone to kinda date who understands I'm strapped for time due to caring for my mom and working, but with the knowledge that if things are going swimmingly in the arena of our dating, then maybe we should try and work something out in the area of exclusitivity)