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34 Washington, DC Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Post grad
My self-summary
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Did Adnan do it?
What I’m doing with my life
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Fighting the power.
I’m really good at
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Fighting the power. But not self-restraint.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking blue eyes and my razor sharp wit. I also trip a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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You've never heard of any of them. If you have, I was only a fan before it went mainstream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have shunned all material possessions.

Except my iPhone. Gotta get alerts when a new protest is popping up. And my iPad. Can't fall behind on the blog. And my car. And my Nespresso machine. Good coffee is a must. But that's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gentrification. If I wanted to live next door to white people with double strollers, I would move to Reston. Gross.

What is so wrong with the world that one Human Centipede movie wasn't enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Occupying something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not gonna lie, but I'm not gonna be completely honest either.

Sometimes I chair dance to One Direction while at my desk.

I still have my Flounder from the Little Mermaid stuffed toy and he stays on my bed. If you ever make it that far, just be a gentleman and pretend like you saw nothing.

And I like men who take charge. Everywhere.
You should message me if
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You think you can make me laugh.
You're a lumbersexual.
You're really good at unpacking and organization.