RegressingTo21
34 Washington, DC
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My self-summary
Looking for a hot-ass Republican to hate fuck.
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting the power.
I’m really good at
Fighting the power. But not self-restraint.
The first things people usually notice about me
My striking blue eyes and my razor sharp wit. I also trip a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
You've never heard of any of them. If you have, I was only a fan before it went mainstream.
The six things I could never do without
I have shunned all material possessions.

Except my iPhone. Gotta get alerts when a new protest is popping up. And my iPad. Can't fall behind on the blog. And my car. And my Nespresso machine. Good coffee is a must. But that's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gentrification. If I wanted to live next door to white people with double strollers, I would move to Reston. Gross.

What is so wrong with the world that one Human Centipede movie wasn't enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Occupying something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not gonna lie, but I'm not gonna be completely honest either.

Sometimes I chair dance to One Direction while at my desk.

I still have my Flounder from the Little Mermaid stuffed toy and he stays on my bed. If you ever make it that far, just be a gentleman and pretend like you saw nothing.

And I like men who take charge. Everywhere.
You should message me if
You're a hot ass Republican who's always secretly wanted to hate fuck a bleeding heart.
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