RegretZ
21 Springfield, VA
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My self-summary
Fair warning, if you're going through my question answers, a lot of them are probably outdated and may not still represent how I feel, so if you see something questionable feel free to ask.
Here's what some of Zach's tumblr followers (of questionable integrity) had to say:
"Funny, cute, and smart" - Naomi

"emo" - Susie (Wow r00d)

"relaxed, enjoys video games and very friendly?" - Jay

"Minecraft porn loving fuck" - Kami (You can ask. It's an interesting story)

"You cool fam<3" - Ike

"Dweeb" - Matt

"Sans. U are sans" - Mimi

"meme loving fuck"
"shitposter extrordinare" - Kayla
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Sometimes gaming and blogging about various things that interest me.
A LOT of internal screaming. Probably through anywhere from 18-24 hours of the day. This includes while I'm asleep.
I’m really good at
Making puns? Not dying in Dark Souls, that's a pretty big life skill. I also have the ability to sleep for incredibly random, uneven amounts of time. It's sort of a shitty power to be honest, I don't think I'll be getting in with the Avengers anytime soon.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair. If not hair, eyes. Probably also the fact that I can be bitingly sarcastic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Does reading bad fanfiction erotica with friends while laughing hysterically count as a book? Because I swear, you haven't lived until you've tried voicing Harry Potter characters in "Professor Snape Strikes Again".

Really anything sci-fi or fantasy is up my alley, so if you want to know if I've read it or watched it, ask.

Music, I really listen to a little of everything. Most people say that as a sort of catch-all, but I really mean I listen to a little of everything. Sometimes a lot of specific things, but there is a little of every genre here and there. Lately, however, I've had an affinity for swing, ska-punk, alternative, doo-wop, and rock and roll.

Food-wise, as long as it tastes good, I'll eat it. If it's free, you probably already won my heart with it.
The six things I could never do without
Barring the typical answer of basic amenities, which gives no insight to a person's personality or defining traits, I would say:
A computer
Cargo pants
Sweatpants
Hoodies
Bad jokes
Vidya Gaymes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gender/sex issues, equality issues, obscure/not so obscure internet references, games, life, death, how to describe colors to someone who was born completely colorblind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably gaming or blogging.
Maybe having an existential crisis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually got some enjoyment out of Sword Art Online. Yes, I am literal trash.
You should message me if
If you want to talk to me, because I probably want to talk to you but have no clue that you want to talk to me, and if you have the confidence to send the first message, then that's also something I find really impressive.
Not expecting an essay or anything, but saying hi can go a long way.
Or if you wanna play League of Legends or DotA 2 or some other game lemme know. I'm usually down for multiplayer gaming.
I'm a pretty open book, and there's a LOT left out here, but I have to leave something for you to discover. So, if you want to find out more, ask away.

Also if you want a link to my tumblr, I'm open to giving it away, but you should probably go in with an open mind.
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