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31 Redwood City, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:49am
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Dislikes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! My name is Reid. Very lovely to meet you. ;)

Like every other woman on this site, I am ambitious, I like to travel, be outdoors, exercise and eat. Blah blah. What sets me apart from most other women is my humor, my openness to almost anyone, my emotional maturity, and "Midwestern" values. I am a Libra and everything that bs entails - emotional, creative, expressive. I love to sing and hit up karaoke. I spend my days cracking super inappropriate jokes, singing, reading, writing, hiking (I walk 6-8 miles per day) and group texting my closest friends funny, random crap. I have an incredible sense of humor, and I consider banter the best type of foreplay. I moved to the Bay Area from Missouri approximately 2.5 years ago and am still exploring and trying to meet new people I connect with. I'm never picky about social activities and am usually down for just about anything; be it karaoke, yoga, gambling, hiking, or staying in and talking. I'm very liberal and open minded, extremely loyal and have a lot of friends that I've known since Kindergarten.

Although I am often told that I'm very fun, spontaneous and funny, (and that is all well and good) I'm ready at this point in my life to settle down with the right person and to be fun and spontaneous together.
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated with my Masters in HR in August 2011 in Missouri. Spent 6 months in SF, moved to Menlo Park about 2 years ago and now working at a VC firm in Menlo Park.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
entertaining you while otherwise doing boring activities, texting funny sh*t for no reason (I have an ongoing text convo with my best friend all day long. I like to send her random texts that are purposely confusing. ie. "Uh oh, I'm doing drugs now. I hope I wake up." or "jesus was mean to me today." We make fun of others at length and have too many inside-jokes for our age. (You have been warned). I'm also great at writing, singing, making inappropriate/sexual/disgusting/semi mean jokes, sarcasm, tennis, eating, drinking, being incredibly honest and open (always). I am also relatively talented at flirting WINKY FACE. If I'm great at anything, it's being a good friend and sincerely caring about and maintaining the relationships in my life. I appreciate men that are funny or atleast understand the joke, have financial stability, express their emotions, and are loyal and family-oriented.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my hair, my teeth, my sarcasm (it's not "mean", it's a type of humor!) I dive right into the real, gritty questions pretty quickly to try and figure you out. What was your last relationship like? What do you want to do with your life? Is that too deep? Too bad. I'm not into talking about the weather or how delicious your steak is. (I mean that's fine too...but I get bored pretty easily.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lolita, Gone Girl, The Psychopath Test, Bossy Pants, The Glass Castle, Running with Scissors, Dry, anything about the Holocaust (good sh*t), anything by funny/sensitive gay authors ie David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs, Tales of the City. And Then We Came to the End, Good Morning Midnight, Go Ask Alice, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Vicky Christina Barcelona, The Breakfast Club, Shop Girl, Closer, Fiona Apple, Kanye, Drake, Lauryn Hill, John Mayer (yea, I said it), Jack Johnson, Melanie Fiona, Corinne Bailey Rae, Nicki Minaj, Alicia Keys, Amy Winehouse, Erykah Badu, Regina Spektor, Patty Griffin, The Temptations, falafel, pasta, jelly bellys, anything with gorgonzola cream sauce OMG delish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my cellphone (I know this because I recently lost it and felt like my world had ended)
my sweet as sugar Mom
my kickass friends back home
exercise and very long walks
showers, and I brush my teeth for approx 10 mins a day. yw.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to be happy
what I'm going to eat next.
Who wouldn't love me? What, why???
my schedule
nice things I should do for others that I love.
Men, love, the motives behind human behavior
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays i like to stay in because I'm usually tired. Workout, Rent a movie or catch up on my gossip mags and veg. I was a partier in my past life and still like to go out a lot as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I buy scratch-offs and powerball tickets and am always convinced I am going to win. I know.
You should message me if
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you've got a really, really good heart. <3 (that's a heart.)
and amazing, snazzy, white teeth. w (that's supposed to be a tooth)
a fantastic sense of humor (hahahahah! omg! U SO FUNNAE!)
you are black, white, mixed, or heavily "Americanized" other
you don't judge; you're incredibly open minded
You rarely take anything too seriously.
You consider yourself a man (not a boy) and are chivalrous.