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ReissK

22 M Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Islam, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a 22 year old ex-politician who is currently going to Grant MacEwan University in Edmonton, Alberta. I'm in Bachelor of Arts, Majoring in Sociology and Minoring in Political Science. Recently I've been seriously considering switching my minor to Anthropology though... I wish MacEwan offered more Linquisitic Anthro courses. If you go to MacEwan, you probably will recognize me as that guy who wears lederhosen...

I'm from the NWT originally and lived there most of my life. I really enjoy cooking & I love and miss nature and the northern lights and my dogs, but seeing many of my friends in the city, not to mention all the things I can do here helps compensate. Plus I go home at Christmas & for the summer.

I tend to wear a lot of hats, both literally and metaphorically, but have in the last few years been trying to make my life more managable by cutting down on the number of things I throw myself completely into.

I drink a metric shit-tonne of tea (not to be confused with an Imperial shit-ton).

I feel bad creeping through people's profiles and not communicating or feeling uninterested, because I know that every person I've ever dated or been friends with has been because of contact and communication, not merely "look at that person, I bet they'd be x".

I can often be found complaining about the weather (probably not in the way you think), and my friends are constantly joking about how everything I make turns into stew (it doesn't... Often... I swear!). I also have a tendency to tell people to get the fuck out of my kitchen while I'm in full swing preparing for a party or something. Needless to say I have a swanky apron and chef's hat that I don for these occasions.

I invite all my professors to my parties, but my parties seem to always be during papers and marking. I really just want to be friends with all my professors, they're so cool ;-;

I feel any form of communication on a dating site is going to be tainted by lack of inflection and assumed creepiness, so if I ever message you, please understand I probably just want to talk haha.

If I had a spirit animal it would be a dwarf.

INFP the last time I tinkered with the Myers Briggs test. I'm really on the fence with a lot of the questions though so it tends to fluctuate.

If anything on my profile intrigues you, feel free to message me!

On more than one occasion I've had people in passing cars yell "nice legs!" Whilst wearing kilt/lederhosen. Awwww yeaaaah.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In University right now. Trying to juggle friends, school, sanity, self, and social justice. It works sometimes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Schuhplattln, debate, articulating myself, tying a bow-tie, video games, Magic: The Gathering, curling, avoiding school work, sleeping, public speaking, making cabbage, making stew, making bannock, GMing, modelling (with models, not on a catwalk :P), being enthusiastic, dressing up, snuggling, sleeping, sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard/hat/clothes/enthusiasm in no particular order?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Dystopian, alternative history, historical, fiction, non-fiction, fantasy, sci-fi, religious/philosophical texts, anything with an intriguing storyline.

Movies: (British) humour, satire, dark humour, adventure, sci-fi, historical/documentary, anything with a good storyline/compelling characters/anything by Joss Whedon/with Simon Pegg or Nick Frost.

Shows: Spaced, Castle, Fringe, Primeval, Terra Nova, Supernatural, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, etc... I've recently fallen in love with Monarch of the Glen as well.

Music: I listen to a little of everything. Metal, folk, country, hip-hop, rap, pop, rock, electronic, classical, pretty much everything besides dubstep, although I can tolerate it haha.

Food: Oh man, I love pineapple and cheese pizza, cabbage, nachos & salsa, perogies, sauerkraut, stew, veggie korma, stir-fry, bannock, potatoes, Fresca (it should be it's own food-group lol). I will try basically anything I just don't eat pork, and prefer vegetarian dishes (however I do still eat other meats on occasion).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
As crass as it sounds; my cellphone, respite from the world, culture, music, hobbies, nature, and I'd say sex, but who has that 24/7? I'll say my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, politics, romantic things, fictional universes, philosophy, society, revolution, history, sociology, the human condition, radical feminism, patriarchy, how to smash capitalism, anarchism, equality, gender, spirituality, etc...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either gaming out in some way, shape, or form, out dancing the night away (a rare occurance these days unless someone can pry me away from whatever I'm doing - or not doing), working on my goat token deck (which is doing AWESOME, thanks for asking), reading, creating background stuff/preparing for an rpg, or watching a movie in bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm introverted and poly. This doesn't mean I can't enjoy the company/love of extroverted/monogamous folk. I've spent most of my life doing just that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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I just got out of a relationship that took a while to get over, but am doing ok now. So I'm open to just meeting people because "friends are the shit" (Aristotle), but also maybe going on some dates. If something develops later, that's cool, but if it doesn't, that cool too :)

You should contact me if:
You can listen to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture from start to finish for pleasure.

Or if you want to come to Oktoberfest!

Or if you need a date to a fancy get together. I love fancy get togethers!

Or if you want to come to my Robbie Burns supper on the 25th of Jan.

Or if you're a Link & Ike type of Brawl player.

Or you'd like to come enjoy some tea with me.