Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My friends all hate me for my irrepressibly happy mood right after
I wake up. But they love me because I'm a good listener and I laugh
all the time. And I actually AM 42. And I actually AM 6'2". My
pictures are recent, all within the last 15 years or so. I
understand these are all things that guys like to lie about. What a
pity. And no matter what you think of my pics, at least I'm not the
46 year old married guy from Idaho who writes you poetry filled
with horrible grammar. More about me: I read the "Style Guy" in GQ
magazine every month and I make sure to do the exact opposite. I
hate the crappy assumptions that permeate modern art. I love
animals - by the way, just about every woman's profile on here begs
for a guy who loves animals. Is there a secret group of men who
hate dogs and cats and gerbils? I went to the Ihateanimals website
and it was a porn site. So I don't get it. I'm a fun guy with tons
of hobbies. Of course, when you think about it, the only reason
people really have hobbies is so they won't drink...I absolutely
love what I do for a living. So should you. Most importantly, I'm
at a place in my life where I recognize the value of true
companionship and am looking to meet someone with long-term
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own my own business and, shockingly, it's totally legitimate.
I've worked hard for years to be able to work for myself...it's
just great to able to yell at employees all morning long and then
go play golf and drink beers all afternoon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating Hobnobs, which are kind of biscuity with a chocolate
coating. In America, we would call this a "cookie." In the UK, it's
called a "biscuit." It's these differences that make this world
such a fascinating place. And biscuity, too!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss. I was in one of those moods and
wanted to challenge myself intellectually....the book was moving
and the ending was unexpected.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Um, well, way more than six things - I could never do without all
of the baby pigeons in my basement.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Education. I think it's highly overrated. Kind of like Bonnie Hunt.
Speaking of Bonnie Hunt, is there an actress more forgettable than
her? I'm trying to think of some, but I can't remember any. Which
means there are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably listening to Kraak & Smaak. If you know who they are,
email me immediately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was born in a small village in Iceland and raised by a pack of
wolves. Is this odd? Perhaps. But it's no odder than eating small
insects off the street. I do that too.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're funny, fun, and/or funtastic, are smart, successful,
optimistic, independent, and have a sassiness about you that
borders on bitchiness but never quite gets there. You must also
have a great heart....laughter in your eyes and dancing in your
Who are you looking for?
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