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RelaxLove
40 / M / gay / Single
New York, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Other but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Scorpio and it matters a lot
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- $80,000–$100,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am devious, sweet, and giggly.
My Self-Summary
I'm smart, funny, cheerful (mostly), affectionate, and I love to
listen. I'm also a multi-published children's author. Since I
read (and consume all
media) voraciously,
I have lots of little facts, quotes, and pop culture references spewing out
constantly . . . along with the occasional original idea. I'm a surprisingly
good guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing and
editing children's books
and hooking up
with hot guys
while waiting for one of my books to be my big breakthrough and one of
the guys to marry me.
I’m really good at
Writing, sex, watching TV]], annoying people, remembering
media trivia,
reading, making
sarcastic
jokes, being manipulative, paranoid, suspicious, and cheerful, and
listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(a)Cat's Eye,
Cryptonomicon, Wizard's First Rule,
Lolita, The Greatest of
Marlys, Where the Wild Things
Are, Animorphs, Sweet Valley High . . .
(b)A Room
with a View, Polyester, My Own Private Idaho,
Beauty
and the Beast, All About My Mother,
Fantasia,
Romeo +
Juliet, Annie
Hall, Hedwig and the Angry
Inch, Raising Arizona . . . (c)
The Smiths,
New Order,
Pet Shop
Boys, Flaming
Lips, Sinead O'Connor, Bee Gees, Simon &
Garfunkel, Donna Summer, Fleetwood Mac, Jeff Buckley,
Mozart (d)Macaroni and
Cheese, grilled cheese
sandwiches, cheeseburgers, sushi, steak, fettucini alfredo, mushroom or
pumpkin
ravioli, Cheerios, Funny Bones, Corn Flakes, tuna, chicken fingers, iced tea, Vitamin Water, Dewar's and
ginger ale
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, children's books, personal acheivements and failures,
American
Idol, work, cats,
interesting boys, my friends, odd plotlines, silibant phrases, all the dumb crap I've got
to do
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
You should message me if
This profile does not horrify you but rather turns you on.
