devious, sweet, and giggly
My self-summary Propose an edit
I'm smart, funny, cheerful (mostly), affectionate, and I love to
listen. I'm also a multi-published children's author. Since I
read (and consume all
media) voraciously,
I have lots of little facts, quotes, and pop culture references spewing out
constantly . . . along with the occasional original idea. I'm a surprisingly
good guy.
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What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit
Writing and
editing children's books
and hooking up
with hot guys
while waiting for one of my books to be my big breakthrough and one of
the guys to marry me.
I'm really good at Propose an edit
Writing, sex, watching TV]], annoying people, remembering
media trivia,
reading, making
sarcastic
jokes, being manipulative, paranoid, suspicious, and cheerful, and
listening.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
That I somehow look both sinister and innocent.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit
(a)Cat's Eye,
Cryptonomicon, Wizard's First Rule,
Lolita, The Greatest of
Marlys, Where the Wild Things
Are, Animorphs, Sweet Valley High . . .
(b)A Room
with a View, Polyester, My Own Private Idaho,
Beauty
and the Beast, All About My Mother,
Fantasia,
Romeo +
Juliet, Annie
Hall, Hedwig and the Angry
Inch, Raising Arizona . . . (c)
The Smiths,
New Order,
Pet Shop
Boys, Flaming
Lips, Sinead O'Connor, Bee Gees, Simon &
Garfunkel, Donna Summer, Fleetwood Mac, Jeff Buckley,
Mozart (d)Macaroni and
Cheese, grilled cheese
sandwiches, cheeseburgers, sushi, steak, fettucini alfredo, mushroom or
pumpkin
ravioli, Cheerios, Funny Bones, Corn Flakes, tuna, chicken fingers, iced tea, Vitamin Water, Dewar's and
ginger ale
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
Air Sunlight
Laughter
Sex Music Conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
Sex, children's books, personal acheivements and failures,
American
Idol, work, cats,
interesting boys, my friends, odd plotlines, silibant phrases, all the dumb crap I've got
to do
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
Cruising, either
online or in a
bar
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
I would like to settle down with a guy I love and have a family, even if it's just
the two of us
You should message me if Propose an edit
This profile does not horrify you but rather turns you on.
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My personality awards
Questions He Cares About View all
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- How frequently do you bathe or shower?
- · At least once a day.
- · Usually daily. I skip some.
- · A couple times a week.
- · Once a week or less.
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- Which would you rather lose?
- · the right to bear arms
- · the right to vote
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- How does having sex with someone usually affect your emotional attachment to them?
- · I become more attached.
- · I become less attached.
- · I told you. I'm a virgin.
- · It stays about the same.
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- Is it ever okay to hit your child so hard it bruises or leaves a red mark for several hours?
- · Yes
- · Yes - on the butt or other harmless area
- · No
Tests He's Taken View all
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
|---|---|---|
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
| The Everyday Spelling Test | 96 Spelling smarts | Take it! |
| The Looks Test | 54% - Normal | Take it! |
| The Beverage Personality Test | Juice | Take it! |
| The Which CRAYOLA color are You? Test | Fuchsia | Take it! |
| The True Geek Test | 76% geekness | Take it! |
