Have you had enough of crappy matches from the automated pedal bin? Listen, if you really are fun, witty and intelligent, I am more than interested in getting to know you, but first, the following must be true for you:
* The only ankle bracelets you wear do not relay your position to your parole officer.
* You do not have a parole officer.
* Your room is clean enough that you can see the floor (you would be surprised).
* You do not have any flies buzzing around you (you would again be surprised, while holding your nose).
If you don't meet these criteria, please go back and talk to staff robot, I'm sure he/she will be able to help you out.