Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alright so let me start off with this: the whole reason I'm doing
this is because brother dared me that I wouldn't. Personally, I
think this kind of stuff is ridiculous but whatever, I just got an
extra $20 in my pocket. Chances are I will never message anyone on
here so I apologize in advance. If your still reading this then
here goes nothing...
I'm 28 years old, born and raised in New Jersey. I went to college
in North Carolina and have a degree in elementary education. I
laugh a lot and tend to be incredibly sarcastic. Most of the time
my facial expressions speak louder than words. I grew up with two
older brothers so it's a given that I love sports. I could spend an
entire Sunday watching football, preferably the Giants or Packers.
I also love baseball and hockey. Seriously, give me a game and some
beer and I'm good to go.
I love the beach at night and live music. I like Scrabble, Super
Mario Kart, collecting vinyl records and tattoos. I'm sure there's
more I could say but I guess this is good enough.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with kids for a living. That being said, I'm usually covered
in glue, glitter or colored marker. Also, I have the patience of a
saint (a necessity when dealing with 5 year olds all day).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cheering people up when they're down. Quoting movies in excess.
Winning games of UNO and old school Super Nintendo Tetris.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Empire Records, Ghostbusters, Step Brothers, Wayne's Word,
The Goonies, Tommy Boy, Say Anything, Rocky, Back to the Future.
Basically anything with Bill Murray or Will Ferrell.
TV: The Office, Scrubs, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in
Philadelphia, Community and Parks and Rec
Music: There are way too many bands to name but in general I love
rock and classic rock. Dave Grohl, Keith Richards, Bob Dylan and
Freddie Mercury are my favorites.
Books: I'll read anything written by Stephen King. And because I'm
a girl I've read just about every Nicholas Sparks book.
Food: I'm not a picky eater and will try anything once. I eat
pretty healthy but have a weakness for Italian and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, music, books, my dog and my car.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If my students have completely worn me out then I'm home Netflixing
it. Most Fridays though I'm out with friends, usually at a show
with a Jameson & Ginger in my hand.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love Pauly Shore movies. Don't judge, he was awesome in the 90s.
You should message me if
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You aren't a creeper, pedophile, serial killer or psycho.
You shouldn't message me if you take shirtless selfies. Lame.
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