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My self-summary
I've been on Okcupid since I was 17 (read: WAY TO FUCKING LONG). Don't ask me what I'm searching for or how my lucks been. It's become another social networking site that I've come to neglect.
I'm looking for someone to inspire me and who will eat pizza with while watching Golden Girls. Or someone who will be down to mutually ignore one another with video games, movies, books etc.
Don't be scared of that big red warning sign up there that says "Replies To Messages VERY SELECTIVELY ". I'm a really nice engaging person once properly engaged or properly fed & watered.
I can be enthusiastic about things I love and dangerously indifferent to things I don't (surprise).
Amateur insult comic, "sassy" receptionist and aloof artist rolled up into one childhood abuse survivor and you wouldn't even know it.
Truly a child of the Internet.
What I’m doing with my life
Some artsy shit.
I’m really good at
-Snide remarks.
The first things people usually notice about me
Short, dark hair, dark features
Walking away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-under revision-
Authors - Haruki Murakami, Koji Suzuki, James St.James, Virginia Woolf, Jean Genet, Joseph Campbell, Bell Hooks, Jeanette Winterson, J.K. Rowling, Quentin Crisp, David Sedaris, Margaret Atwood...

Musicians - Patrick Wolf, Björk, Jónsi Birgisson . Sigur Ros, Crystal Castles, The Album Leaf, Lady Gaga, The Cure, CocoRosie, Gwen Stefani, Mazzy Star, Cat Power, The Pixies, Marilyn Manson, Hole, Garbage, , Ladytron, The Sounds, Noisettes, Belle & Sebastian, Sometimes, Sin Fang Bous, Múm, Amiina, Olivia Lufkin, Metric, Lykke Li, The Knife, Fever Ray, FM Belfast.
Icelandic music is pretty rad, tho.

I dont watch television but;
-Hayao Miyazaki & Satoshi Kon are a good place to begin if we wanna start talking movies ~

For cooking, lets try some Mexican, Thai, Italian, Philippino, Indian & Pakistani~
The six things I could never do without
-a butt to my jokes
- a butt to joke about
- a joke with a nice butt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
No time to think when you've got a full time job and crushing apathy
On a typical Friday night I am
-At home; reading
-or getting into some hood rat shit with a bunch of queers.
-Walking home after missing the last bus.
-coercing a cab driver into a free ride.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My best friend was elected prom queen our senior year. That same year he was found guilty of first degree murder.
Lesson: Never steal perfume from a teenage drag queen.
You should message me if
If you want to?
Sorry if I dont reply, it only means you're boring or unattractive so don't take it too personal.