I've been on Okcupid since I was 17 (read: WAY TO FUCKING LONG). Don't ask me what I'm searching for or how my lucks been. It's become another social networking site that I've come to neglect.
I'm looking for someone to inspire me and who will eat pizza with while watching Golden Girls. Or someone who will be down to mutually ignore one another with video games, movies, books etc.
Don't be scared of that big red warning sign up there that says "Replies To Messages VERY SELECTIVELY ". I'm a really nice engaging person once properly engaged or properly fed & watered.
I can be enthusiastic about things I love and dangerously indifferent to things I don't (surprise).
Amateur insult comic, "sassy" receptionist and aloof artist rolled up into one childhood abuse survivor and you wouldn't even know it.
Truly a child of the Internet.