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26 Middletown, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:34pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English, Italian
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Ren and I am 25.

I am really sarcastic, rambunctious, cynical, sometimes energetic and sometimes lazy. I am clever and witty and sometimes impatient. I'm entirely too picky. I like being classy but down to earth most of the time.

I am extremely outgoing, love going out to different places, and doing EVERYTHING. I have a bunch of interests: Painting, Pottery, ballet dancing, White water rafting, ziplining, Broadway plays, concerts, mini golfing, museums, theme parks, drinking wine and sitting on the beach, aquariums... I write poetry and short stories also. I want someone to bring me Paintballing, I have never gone.

I am a deep and passionate person who thinks about things too much. I want to be with someone who is a little of everything. You should like concerts and going on road trips but also has a taste for wine and going to art museums and enjoys reading. On the other hand, I am very playful and love to go out and have fun. I am not really affectionate but I do like to cuddle. The way to my heart is with laughter/sarcasm/having fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time with chronic mentally ill clients. I work with them within the community in order to lead a functional, stable life. It's tiring and frustrating but I keep on keeping on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people. Jeopardy. Going to the beach early in the morning. Overpacking for trips. Planning/Thinking ahead of time. I want to say I'm good at dance but I don't really know if that's true, heh.

Being just spazzy me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everyone says I have pretty eyes and hair. My hair bounces around within different shades of red. Then they notice my abrasive, intimidating, sarcastic personality and run away crying.

(I have a darker/poker face/monotone sense of humor. No one can tell if I'm kidding or not.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a rockin' heart. I love classic rock from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and alternative 90s. My favorite bands are Journey, The Who, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Van Halen.

I also LOVE films. Real films. not some crazy 3D CGI stuff. Gone with the Wind, Modern Times, Annie Hall, The Graduate, It Happened One Night, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Girl Interrupted, Forrest Gump, The Breakfast Club.

I LOVE to read as well: Fight Club, Girl Interrupted, Heart of Darkness, Great Gatsby, The Bell Jar, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Catcher in the Rye, Frankenstein. Mitch Albom and Chuck Palahniuk are my favorite authors.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Classic rock, a GPS, the beach, books, my bed, sweat pants.

That's right, sweat pants. The fleece oversized ones. Nothing makes me happier than hanging out in my sweat pants and Zeppelin tshirt at night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend time thinking about how to think. That's what studying psychology is all about.

I also think about my future but nobody wants to hear that, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Due to work, my weekend actually starts on Saturday nights. But I'm usually always going somewhere and doing something. Concerts are consistent, going to the movies, beach, Atlantic City, baseball games, hockey games, it goes on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm still trying to find who I am.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I prefer huskier guys with a little more than an average weight/muscle compared to the skinny/athletic type.


A sarcastic/dark sense of humor is a must.

My age or older.