Reninator3000
27 Middletown, NJ
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My self-summary
My name is Ren.

I am really sarcastic, rambunctious, cynical, sometimes energetic and sometimes lazy. I am clever and witty and probably impatient.

I am extremely outgoing, love going out to different places, and doing EVERYTHING. I have a bunch of interests: Painting, Pottery, ballet dancing, White water rafting, ziplining, Broadway musicals, concerts, museums, aquariums/zoos.

I like sitting on the beach and drinking wine. I ask big questions that no one knows how to answer and having passionate conversations. I've been told I'm easy and hard to talk to, so I guess it depends whose on the other side. I write poetry and short stories also. I

I am and want to be with someone who is a little of everything. I'm classy on some days and very playful on others. I am not really affectionate but I do like to cuddle. The way to my heart is with laughter/sarcasm/having fun.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a full time Residential Case Manager for a behavioral health center.

I have lots of stories on a daily business.
I’m really good at
Being spazzy. Going to the beach early in the morning. Overpacking for trips. Planning/thinking ahead of time. Being sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
My abrasive, intimidating, sarcastic personality and then they run away crying.

I've been told people can't tell if I'm kidding or not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: I have a rockin' heart. I love classic rock from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and alternative 90s. My favorite bands are Journey, The Who, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Van Halen.

Movies: I LOVE classic films. Not some crazy 3D CGI stuff. Gone with the Wind, Modern Times, Annie Hall, The Graduate, It Happened One Night, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Girl Interrupted, Forrest Gump, The Breakfast Club.

Books: Fight Club, Girl Interrupted, Heart of Darkness, Great Gatsby, The Bell Jar, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Catcher in the Rye, Frankenstein.
The six things I could never do without
Classic rock, a GPS, the beach, books, my bed, sweat pants.

That's right, sweat pants. The fleece oversized ones. Nothing makes me happier than hanging out in my sweat pants and Zeppelin tshirt at night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where my life journey will take me next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Due to work, my weekend actually starts on Saturday nights. But I'm usually always going somewhere and doing something. Concerts, going to the movies, beach, Atlantic City, baseball games, weekend excursions, it goes on.

Or sometimes I'm just watching Netflix and reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish I had a beard to stroke and look all wisdom-y. Or to braid. Whichever.
You should message me if
You like having fun, are not boring, can hold a conversation and make me laugh, you're not easily offended, sarcastic and have a dark sense of humor, and intelligence would be helpful.

You have an appreciation for Vikings and beards
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