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32 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 29–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:13am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a true eccentric with curves. INTJ.

I need someone to accept my undying love for Law & Order(s) and crime documentarirs.. I used to like reality tv becaise I appreciated the Andy Warhol-esque depths behind people and their desire to have their fifteen minutes of fame via being a reality tv star, but I'm pretty much out of the loop when it comes to that now.

My love for law & order cuts deep. I have a tribute tattoo and the sound plays when I get a text message on my phone. Lately, I've been having an affair with Investigation Discovery - a channel that is 24/7 crime documentaries / dateline / 20/20. For some reason, this freaks a lot of people out. I swear, I only watch it because justice is always served in an hour, and when I was a kid I saw Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be an FBI Profiler / criminal psychologist or a writer on SNL.

Oh yeah. Just to give you a heads up. I'm like marla singer, the chick from fight club. Literally. Except I don't chain smoke.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a UCLA Alum, writer, currently working for three magazines in the advertising department, writing a book. I used to do some work for an online magazine and for fun I used to do a little reality TV development on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making awesome powerpoint presentations and bacon fried rice. Also, I got my tonsils removed two years ago and it's both horrifying and awesome that one of the side effects is that I now snort when I laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short, and I'm Asian. I also have purple bangs with a half-shaved head, tattoos and a nose ring and Monroe piercing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fight Club by Chuck P / Modern nonfiction, memoirs/sef help books.

Movies: battle royale (hunger games is just a vanilla watered down sappy ripoff.), Shall We Dance? (the Japanese version) / Documentaries, being john malkovich, lawrence of arabia.

Music: rock&folky-indie crap / songs with great lyrics. Ben gibbard is one of my favorite songwriters but I love listening to the radio in my car to hear new stuff.

Food: I work for a food magazine so I've been around town and have eaten some amazing things. I'm less of a foodie and more like a garbage disposal. Except I have this weird aversion where I refuse to eat cooked orange colored things!

TV: To Catch a Predator (hilarious!), investigation discovery, and law & order!! I'm Allergic to Sex and the City and Girls. Derek, Luther and An Idiot Abroad are also favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love & laughter, music, the internet, friends, game nights at my house on Saturday nights, and my dogs waffles and sir chow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything; nerdy boys, why I like guys with beards so much, social and psychological problems, self-improvement, and how women and men can be 1000% sure they are / aren't the father on the maury show and hoping for results that will end in one of the parties dancing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in West Hollywood...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I went to Spain, my tour group went to go see the Rock of Gibraltar Apes. While I was feeding them some Chile Picante Corn-Nuts (when I probably shouldn't have been, even though they seemed to love the stuff) one of them grabs my arm and bites me. I freaked out, because I thought I was going to get ape/monkey AIDS. Luckily, I didn't and just looked like a dumbass.

My celebrity crush is Chris hardwick.
You should message me if
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You like to laugh and you'd think we'd have fun meeting.

This might seem like a crazy idea, but I'm on a dating site because I'm looking to date someone. Please don't message me if you're married or just want to hook up. Sometimes I have insomnia but it's easier when I don't sleep alone. Hopefully you're into cuddling. I also don't have "A-list," so I can't see who's rated me highly, so if you want to, feel free to send me a message. :)

And listen, I love having sex as a byproduct of being intimate with someone but at least have the decency and game to care about who I am as a human being. I've come to an age where sending me pictures of your dick and all conversations being about me sucking your cock is over.