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32 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm a true eccentric with curves. INTJ.

I need someone to accept my undying love for Law & Order(s) and crime documentarirs.. I used to like reality tv becaise I appreciated the Andy Warhol-esque depths behind people and their desire to have their fifteen minutes of fame via being a reality tv star, but I'm pretty much out of the loop when it comes to that now.

My love for law & order cuts deep. I have a tribute tattoo and the sound plays when I get a text message on my phone. Lately, I've been having an affair with Investigation Discovery - a channel that is 24/7 crime documentaries / dateline / 20/20. For some reason, this freaks a lot of people out. I swear, I only watch it because justice is always served in an hour, and when I was a kid I saw Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be an FBI Profiler / criminal psychologist or a writer on SNL.

Oh yeah. Just to give you a heads up. I'm like marla singer, the chick from fight club. Literally. Except I don't chain smoke.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a UCLA Alum, writer, currently working for three magazines in the advertising department, writing a book. I used to do some work for an online magazine and for fun I used to do a little reality TV development on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making awesome powerpoint presentations and bacon fried rice. Also, I got my tonsils removed two years ago and it's both horrifying and awesome that one of the side effects is that I now snort when I laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short, and I'm Asian. I also have purple bangs with a half-shaved head, tattoos and a nose ring and Monroe piercing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fight Club by Chuck P / Modern nonfiction, memoirs/sef help books.

Movies: battle royale (hunger games is just a vanilla watered down sappy ripoff.), Shall We Dance? (the Japanese version) / Documentaries, being john malkovich, lawrence of arabia.

Music: rock&folky-indie crap / songs with great lyrics. Ben gibbard is one of my favorite songwriters but I love listening to the radio in my car to hear new stuff.

Food: I work for a food magazine so I've been around town and have eaten some amazing things. I'm less of a foodie and more like a garbage disposal. Except I have this weird aversion where I refuse to eat cooked orange colored things!

TV: To Catch a Predator (hilarious!), investigation discovery, and law & order!! I'm Allergic to Sex and the City and Girls. Derek, Luther and An Idiot Abroad are also favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love & laughter, music, the internet, friends, game nights at my house on Saturday nights, and my dogs waffles and sir chow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything; nerdy boys, why I like guys with beards so much, social and psychological problems, self-improvement, and how women and men can be 1000% sure they are / aren't the father on the maury show and hoping for results that will end in one of the parties dancing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in West Hollywood...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I went to Spain, my tour group went to go see the Rock of Gibraltar Apes. While I was feeding them some Chile Picante Corn-Nuts (when I probably shouldn't have been, even though they seemed to love the stuff) one of them grabs my arm and bites me. I freaked out, because I thought I was going to get ape/monkey AIDS. Luckily, I didn't and just looked like a dumbass.

My celebrity crush is Chris hardwick.
You should message me if
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You like to laugh and you'd think we'd have fun meeting.

This might seem like a crazy idea, but I'm on a dating site because I'm looking to date someone. Please don't message me if you're married or just want to hook up. Sometimes I have insomnia but it's easier when I don't sleep alone. Hopefully you're into cuddling. I also don't have "A-list," so I can't see who's rated me highly, so if you want to, feel free to send me a message. :)

And listen, I love having sex as a byproduct of being intimate with someone but at least have the decency and game to care about who I am as a human being. I've come to an age where sending me pictures of your dick and all conversations being about me sucking your cock is over.