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I'm an eccentric with curves. INTJ.
I need someone to accept my undying love for Law & Order(s) and
crime documentarirs.. I used to like reality tv because I
appreciated the Andy Warhol-esque depths behind people and their
desire to have their fifteen minutes of fame via being a reality tv
star, but I'm pretty much out of the loop when it comes to that
My love for law & order cuts deep. I have a tribute tattoo and
the sound plays when I get a text message on my phone. Lately, I've
been having an affair with Investigation Discovery - a channel that
is 24/7 crime documentaries / dateline / 20/20. For some reason,
this freaks a lot of people out. I swear, I only watch it because
justice is always served in an hour, and when I was a kid I saw
Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be an FBI Profiler / criminal
psychologist or a writer on SNL.
Oh yeah. Just to give you a heads up. I'm like marla singer, the
chick from fight club. Literally. Except I don't chain smoke.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a UCLA Alum, writer, currently working for three magazines in
the advertising /marketing department, and writing a book. I used
to do some work for an online magazine and for fun I used to do a
little reality TV development on the side. I think I'd like to try
stand up once, but not looking to make a career out of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making awesome powerpoint presentations and bacon fried rice. Also,
I got my tonsils removed two years ago and it's both horrifying and
awesome that one of the side effects is that I now snort when I
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short, and I'm Asian. I also have purple bangs with a
half-shaved head, tattoos, a nose ring and Monroe piercing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fight Club by Chuck P / Modern nonfiction, memoirs/sef help
Movies: battle royale (hunger games is just a vanilla watered down
sappy ripoff.), Shall We Dance? (the Japanese version) /
Documentaries, being john malkovich, lawrence of arabia.
Music: rock&folky-indie crap / songs with great lyrics. Ben
gibbard is one of my favorite songwriters but I love listening to
the radio in my car to hear new stuff.
Food: I work for a food magazine so I've been around town and have
eaten some amazing things. I'm less of a foodie and more like a
garbage disposal. Except I have this weird aversion where I refuse
to eat cooked orange colored things!
TV: To Catch a Predator (hilarious!), investigation discovery, and
law & order!! I'm Allergic to Sex and the City and Girls.
Derek, Luther and An Idiot Abroad are also some favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love & laughter, music, the internet, friends, Saturday nights,
and my dogs waffles and sir chow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything; nerdy boys, why I like guys with beards so much, social
and psychological problems, self-improvement, and how women and men
can be 1000% sure they are / aren't the father on the maury show
and hoping for results that will end in one of the parties dancing.
I'm starting to wonder why the last question that comes up as I'm
scrolling through profiles is if the person was born the same
gender as they are today. It just seems like an important question
and my guy friends have shared some experiences with that. I'm just
curious how that okcupid algorithm was worked out that way. (yes, I
was born a girl. nothing against transgendered people at all...
Just curious about the coding plan behind that.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I went to Spain, my tour group went to go see the Rock of
Gibraltar Apes. While I was feeding them some Chile Picante
Corn-Nuts (when I probably shouldn't have been, even though they
seemed to love the stuff) one of them grabs my arm and bites me. I
freaked out, because I thought I was going to get ape/monkey AIDS.
Luckily, I didn't and just looked like a dumbass.
My celebrity crush is Chris hardwick.
You should message me if
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You like to laugh and you'd think we'd have fun meeting.
This might seem like a crazy idea, but I'm on a dating site because
I'm looking to date someone. Please don't message me if you're
married or just want to hook up. Sometimes I have insomnia but it's
easier when I don't sleep alone. Hopefully you're into cuddling. I
also don't have "A-list," so I can't see who's rated me highly, so
if you want to, feel free to send me a message. :)
And listen, I love having sex as a byproduct of being intimate with
someone but at least have the decency and game to care about who I
am as a human being. I've come to an age where sending me pictures
of your dick and abs and the only conversations about me sucking
your cock really get old fast. I'm more of a sapiophile.
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