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31 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:02am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Not at all
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a true eccentric with curves. INTJ.

I need someone to accept my undying love for docu-series and sometimes really trashy reality TV, Law & Order(s) and Investigation Discovery. I appreciate the Andy Warhol-esque depths behind people and their desire to have their fifteen minutes of fame via being a reality tv star. My love for law & order cuts deep. I have a tribute tattoo and the sound plays when I get a text message on my phone. Lately, I've been having an affair with Investigation Discovery - a channel that is 24/7 crime documentaries / dateline / 20/20. For some reason, this freaks a lot of people out. I swear, I only watch it because justice is always served in an hour, and when I was a kid I saw Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be an FBI Profiler / criminal psychologist that or a writer on SNL.

Oh yeah. Just to give you a heads up. I'm like marla singer, the chick from fight club. Literally. Except I don't chain smoke.

What I’m doing with my life
I'm a UCLA Alum, writer, currently working for a magazine in the advertising department, writing a book and do some work for an online magazine and for fun I used to do a little reality TV development on the side.
I’m really good at
making awesome powerpoint presentations and bacon fried rice. Also, I got my tonsils removed two years ago and it's both horrifying and awesome that one of the side effects is that I now snort when I laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short, and I'm Asian. I also have purple bangs with a half-shaved head, tattoos and a nose ring and Monroe piercing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fight Club by Chuck P / Modern nonfiction, memoirs/sef help books.

Movies: battle royale (hunger games is just a vanilla watered down sappy ripoff.), Shall We Dance? (the Japanese version) / Documentaries, being john malkovich, lawrence of arabia.

Music: rock&folky-indie crap / songs with great lyrics. Ben gibbard is one of my favorite songwriters but I love listening to kcsn in my car to hear new stuff.

Food: I work for a food magazine so I've been around town and have eaten some amazing things. I'm less of a foodie and more like a garbage disposal. Except I have this weird aversion where I refuse to eat cooked orange colored things!

TV: To Catch a Predator (hilarious!), investigation discovery, and law & order!! I'm Allergic to Sex and the City and Girls. Derek, Luther and An Idiot Abroad are also favorites.
The six things I could never do without
love & laughter, music, the internet, friends, game nights at my house on Saturday nights, and my dogs waffles and sir chow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything; nerdy boys, social and psychological problems, self-improvement, and how women and men can be 1000% sure they are / aren't the father on the maury show and hoping for results that will end in one of the parties dancing.
On a typical Friday night I am
in West Hollywood...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I went to Spain, my tour group went to go see the Rock of Gibraltar Apes. While I was feeding them some Chile Picante Corn-Nuts (when I probably shouldn't have been, even though they seemed to love the stuff) one of them grabs my arm and bites me. I freaked out, because I thought I was going to get ape/monkey AIDS. Luckily, I didn't and just looked like a dumbass.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to laugh and you'd think we'd have fun meeting.

This might seem like a crazy idea, but I'm on a dating site because I'm looking to date someone. Please don't message me if you're married or just want to hook up. I also don't have "A-list," so I can't see who's rated me highly, so if you want to, feel free to send me a message. :)