Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a true eccentric with curves. INTJ.
I need someone to accept my undying love for Law & Order(s) and
crime documentarirs.. I used to like reality tv becaise I
appreciated the Andy Warhol-esque depths behind people and their
desire to have their fifteen minutes of fame via being a reality tv
star, but I'm pretty much out of the loop when it comes to that
My love for law & order cuts deep. I have a tribute tattoo and
the sound plays when I get a text message on my phone. Lately, I've
been having an affair with Investigation Discovery - a channel that
is 24/7 crime documentaries / dateline / 20/20. For some reason,
this freaks a lot of people out. I swear, I only watch it because
justice is always served in an hour, and when I was a kid I saw
Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be an FBI Profiler / criminal
psychologist or a writer on SNL.
Oh yeah. Just to give you a heads up. I'm like marla singer, the
chick from fight club. Literally. Except I don't chain smoke.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a UCLA Alum, writer, currently working for three magazines in
the advertising department, writing a book. I used to do some work
for an online magazine and for fun I used to do a little reality TV
development on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making awesome powerpoint presentations and bacon fried rice. Also,
I got my tonsils removed two years ago and it's both horrifying and
awesome that one of the side effects is that I now snort when I
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short, and I'm Asian. I also have purple bangs with a
half-shaved head, tattoos and a nose ring and Monroe piercing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fight Club by Chuck P / Modern nonfiction, memoirs/sef help
Movies: battle royale (hunger games is just a vanilla watered down
sappy ripoff.), Shall We Dance? (the Japanese version) /
Documentaries, being john malkovich, lawrence of arabia.
Music: rock&folky-indie crap / songs with great lyrics. Ben
gibbard is one of my favorite songwriters but I love listening to
the radio in my car to hear new stuff.
Food: I work for a food magazine so I've been around town and have
eaten some amazing things. I'm less of a foodie and more like a
garbage disposal. Except I have this weird aversion where I refuse
to eat cooked orange colored things!
TV: To Catch a Predator (hilarious!), investigation discovery, and
law & order!! I'm Allergic to Sex and the City and Girls.
Derek, Luther and An Idiot Abroad are also favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love & laughter, music, the internet, friends, game nights at
my house on Saturday nights, and my dogs waffles and sir chow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything; nerdy boys, why I like guys with beards so much, social
and psychological problems, self-improvement, and how women and men
can be 1000% sure they are / aren't the father on the maury show
and hoping for results that will end in one of the parties dancing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I went to Spain, my tour group went to go see the Rock of
Gibraltar Apes. While I was feeding them some Chile Picante
Corn-Nuts (when I probably shouldn't have been, even though they
seemed to love the stuff) one of them grabs my arm and bites me. I
freaked out, because I thought I was going to get ape/monkey AIDS.
Luckily, I didn't and just looked like a dumbass.
My celebrity crush is Chris hardwick.
You should message me if
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You like to laugh and you'd think we'd have fun meeting.
This might seem like a crazy idea, but I'm on a dating site because
I'm looking to date someone. Please don't message me if you're
married or just want to hook up. Sometimes I have insomnia but it's
easier when I don't sleep alone. Hopefully you're into cuddling. I
also don't have "A-list," so I can't see who's rated me highly, so
if you want to, feel free to send me a message. :)
And listen, I love having sex as a byproduct of being intimate with
someone but at least have the decency and game to care about who I
am as a human being. I've come to an age where sending me pictures
of your dick and all conversations being about me sucking your cock
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