Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to talk, chat, get together, hang out etc etc etc..
if you understand the nature of the word Grok
if you're willing to put up with (or perhaps join me at) my
penchant for karaoke...if you want to date..yes there will be sex
('cause that's fun) but I want to find someone to go out and do
But if you want to talk to me...engage my brain...messages that
only say "Ur hawt lol" get automatically deleted
Things you should know about me before we start chatting... I don't
drive..and I don't host (unless I get to know you really really
What I'm looking for -- In as much of a nutshell as I can
I am looking for people who don't have the seemingly cultural
mandate of shame surrounding sexuality. People who accept their
sexual nature as a part of theselves and don't put the emotional
significance on sex that "normal" people do.
At the same time, these people would need to have something in
common with me; interest-wise; and be able to carry on an
intelligent conversation. In short, friends. People with whom I can
Perhaps the category of "casual sex" is a mis-label. I am very
casual about my sexuality and sexual encounters, however, I only
fuck my friends. I have to *like* you before I'll fuck you.
So, ideally, this is how this will work. You (random ubiquitous
internet person) will read my profile (hopefully, but don’t worry,
I’ll be able to tell if you didn’t) and decide to send me a
message…with actual words…preferably spelled correctly. Hopefully
this message will convey that you are a cool person and I should
actually take time out of my day to respond to you.
I will then read the message (usually within a week, I don’t
actually check them all that often) and depending on the above
criteria, will check out your profile.
If after the requisite check for sarcasm and wittiness I think I
would like to meet you, I will reply to your message…usually by
telling you what local (to me) karaoke establishment I will be
Should you choose to join me, we will then meet (see how that
works…not months of email or text messages; actual human contact).
This is why, if you live in another state, I’m probably not going
to respond to you.
Once we reach the “actually meeting” point it’s more a matter of
chemistry than anything else. Do you keep me entertained (not hard,
I am *very* easily entertained); do I do the same for you? Do we
have similar interests and sense of humor? Do my silly random
references to Red Dwarf, or Invader Zim, or Charlie the Unicorn
make you giggle? This is where being a stoner comes in handy.
What most people on this site don’t seem to understand is that the
friendship and desire to hang out with you because you’re an actual
cool person with which to hang out MUST be established before there
will be any sex. Oh, and if you’re married (as many people on this
site seem to be) I *will* meet your partner before you and I have
Assuming that all goes well on this first meeting, well we go from
there…usually to hanging out in a more intimate setting on a
weekend. But let’s assume for the sake of this particular exercise
that we get to the point where we are fucking (because that’s what
its all about right? Tell me I’m wrong; but first, go research the
art, music, patents and inventions that were developed by
This is where it tends to get tricky…because for some reason, boys
seem to think that if they are putting their cock somewhere, theirs
should be the *only* cock that uses that space.
This is my idea of a great “R”elationship. I want to hang out with
somebody and then have sex (‘cause it’s fun)…in most cases, you
will be the first call I make. But, I want sex NOW so if you are
not available, I will be making other calls. I say ‘in most cases’
because sometimes I want sex a certain way; sometimes, I want sex
with a girl; and that doesn’t mean I want you to join in.
Now keep in mind, I fully endorse you having the same exact
freedoms and licenses.
And now, just to prove that you are literate, if you DO decide to
message me; please include the following information:
a) Your name, or how you like to be called
b) Your general geographic location; again I am trying to find
people in my area
c) The last book you read for pleasure
d) What you would like to do on an initial meeting/hangout/date,
however you want to stylize it (keep in mind, this WILL be a public