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My self-summary

>Do you even know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' and 'there', 'they're' and 'their'?

Yes. Their are certain things in life that your not going to be able to get by without knowing lots of. Proper grammer is one of theirselves.

>If you don't care about your profile, why should I care about you?

I won't judge you on your profile if you don't judge me by mine. Unless its favorably.

>What are your hobbies?

I love playing video games and I won't stop.

>Can't you ever be serious?

Yes, usually after a somber movie or the death of a loved one.

This page exists for my amusement. If I struggled over what to fill these sections with, I would jump off a bridge.

>Do you have any emotions?

Yes, many. And I am passionate

>You're an idiot I hate you

Please be nice to me, I am an emotional creature who is willing to love, and wishes to be loved.

>You are quite handsome, but its what is on the inside that counts.

I love animals and babies a lot. Please refer to photos of me with animals and babies...

Ok now that we have all that out of the way allow me to introduce myself. I like people, and am friendly . I'm pleasant to be around, I assure you it won't be an uncomfortable experience.
What I’m doing with my life
Attracting mates with the verbal jui jitsu contained within this page.
I’m really good at
Sensing danger.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that although I was bred to be a fierce warrior I possess an uncharacteristically warm heart and somehow find the time to feel compassion towards my fallen foes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ray Kurweil, Eckhart Tolle, eh this shit doesn't matter....
The six things I could never do without
Sophie nose, Miko nose, Sophie paws, Miko paws, Sophie tail, Miko tail
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How energy conservation activists would get more attention if they just called themselves power rangers. And how much I like hand sanitizer; not for the sanitary benefits, but because it makes everyone look like they are hatching a dastardly plan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Despite my advanced age, I usually try to get out on the weekends.
I can be found with friends or an OKC date embarking on an adventure with Lewis and Clark (that's what I call my feet).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Although my profile has the rough edge of a grizzled and disaffected urbanite- the reality of the situation is that I am an affectionate, animal loving and generous young man. I don't believe that a profile can accurately represent anyone, therefore they should be designed around the purpose of self-amusement.
You should message me if
You value your survival.

If you or anyone I love is in danger.