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38 Reading, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:20pm
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.84m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's always one, and it's usually me.

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I'm in an open relationship with NoneOfYourFuckenBusiness (seriously, why do people put those links on their profiles?) who is a 99% match, brilliant, gorgeous, funny, sexy, slightly kinky and writes better code than I do (I'm punching above my weight here).... It's been two years and I'm still not motivated to attract anyone new (what can I say, I'm in love)... I.e, I'm basically just here window shopping.

If you happen to not care that I have a girl friend and/or are also involved in something open/poly, feel free to give me a poke, you might be able to tempt me away for the odd evening (however, be aware that if you too are not already seeing someone, it probably wont work (single girls want too much 'everything', and my everything is already spoken for))

If you actually want to know about me, I direct you to the Q+A section, where I have, over several years of filling boring train hours and keeping myself entertained whilst drunk, answered way too many questions way too honestly.... It should give you a pretty good idea of the type of curmudgeonly prick I am deep down.

However, I do feel it only fair to warn you about the crap you will find there, I honestly don't give a shit if I offend you (if I offend you, then we're not going to get along in person, so... "meh"), and if you believe anything that you cannot demonstrate with science (religion, anti-vax, fate, homeopathy, tarot, any of that pish) then I'm going to call you an idiot.... a LOT, probably best you don't even look (Seriously, I don't want you people in my life, at all... ever, even if you're not offended by my crap it's still a waste of your time, because I'm not interested).

aaaaand, if you've not answered enough questions to be able to see anything there?...... well, answer some damn questions you lazy bitch!
You can answer 100 or so (a good minimum count) in about quarter of an hour and it will do a great job of tweaking your match numbers (it really does work once you've done a good number of em).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get my graphics company up and running properly.

"Hey buddy, you want to buy picture?, I have picture in back of car. It perfect for you."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skipping sections.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Whatever you watch/listen too?..... yeah, probably not that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nope, I honestly cant think of anything I couldn't cut out of my life and still get by just fine (discounting the (painfully) obvious 'food, air, water' thing).

I do kinda need a computer to work... and the internet to sell shit, but it really doesn't bother me much when I'm cut off for days/weeks on end.

I would love to say 'music', It is one of the few things I actually give a crap about... but, I've been on a podcast/audio book kick for at least a few months, I don't think I've actually listened to music in that whole time.

[Just off the top of my head: Startalk radio (if you don't love NdGT?... you suck), Skepticast, The Biggest problem in the universe (Maddox FTW), Naked scientist, David Sedaris, Bill Burr's, Doug Stanhope's and You are not so smart (Thanks Stephie)]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well, I've just spent quite a lot of time thinking about things I spend a lot of time thinking about (check me out, being all meta).

Conclusion: nope, I really don't spend a lot of time thinking about anything any more. I think I've pretty much got the world figured out already.... I am however, always open to new evidence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being incredibly boring, sitting at home working on some 3D graphics crap.... Friday is not an 'out' night in my current regular schedule.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Boobs do absolutely nothing for me. Sure, I play with them (because I know you like it) but they are largely just fleshy bags of glands and fat... I simply don't get the fascination.
Sure they're not as comfy to cuddle up to but give me a nice little tit any day. Not that they float my boat either, but they are more aesthetically pleasing... IMO.... and wont give you back problems.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Honestly?... You probably shouldn't...
In the last year I've accidentally chatted myself close to meeting 4..5 girls, but at the last minute I always *meh* myself out of it.

Like I said, I love my girl and I'm just not all that interested in new pussy... Sure, if you're throwing it around I'll probably catch some (I am after all allowed to) but... 'meh'.

But, yeah... Male or Female, Give me a poke if you feel like chatting, I've had some great chats with random people here over the years.