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38 • Reading, UK • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, casual sex
- Last online
- Today – 6:20pm
- Straight, Sapiosexual
- 6′ 0″ (1.84m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Dropped out of university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Open relationship
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
I'm in an open relationship with NoneOfYourFuckenBusiness (seriously, why do people put those links on their profiles?) who is a 99% match, brilliant, gorgeous, funny, sexy, slightly kinky and writes better code than I do (I'm punching above my weight here).... It's been two years and I'm still not motivated to attract anyone new (what can I say, I'm in love)... I.e, I'm basically just here window shopping.
If you happen to not care that I have a girl friend and/or are also involved in something open/poly, feel free to give me a poke, you might be able to tempt me away for the odd evening (however, be aware that if you too are not already seeing someone, it probably wont work (single girls want too much 'everything', and my everything is already spoken for))
If you actually want to know about me, I direct you to the Q+A section, where I have, over several years of filling boring train hours and keeping myself entertained whilst drunk, answered way too many questions way too honestly.... It should give you a pretty good idea of the type of curmudgeonly prick I am deep down.
However, I do feel it only fair to warn you about the crap you will find there, I honestly don't give a shit if I offend you (if I offend you, then we're not going to get along in person, so... "meh"), and if you believe anything that you cannot demonstrate with science (religion, anti-vax, fate, homeopathy, tarot, any of that pish) then I'm going to call you an idiot.... a LOT, probably best you don't even look (Seriously, I don't want you people in my life, at all... ever, even if you're not offended by my crap it's still a waste of your time, because I'm not interested).
aaaaand, if you've not answered enough questions to be able to see anything there?...... well, answer some damn questions you lazy bitch!
You can answer 100 or so (a good minimum count) in about quarter of an hour and it will do a great job of tweaking your match numbers (it really does work once you've done a good number of em).
"Hey buddy, you want to buy picture?, I have picture in back of car. It perfect for you."
I do kinda need a computer to work... and the internet to sell shit, but it really doesn't bother me much when I'm cut off for days/weeks on end.
I would love to say 'music', It is one of the few things I actually give a crap about... but, I've been on a podcast/audio book kick for at least a few months, I don't think I've actually listened to music in that whole time.
[Just off the top of my head: Startalk radio (if you don't love NdGT?... you suck), Skepticast, The Biggest problem in the universe (Maddox FTW), Naked scientist, David Sedaris, Bill Burr's, Doug Stanhope's and You are not so smart (Thanks Stephie)]
Conclusion: nope, I really don't spend a lot of time thinking about anything any more. I think I've pretty much got the world figured out already.... I am however, always open to new evidence.
Sure they're not as comfy to cuddle up to but give me a nice little tit any day. Not that they float my boat either, but they are more aesthetically pleasing... IMO.... and wont give you back problems.
In the last year I've accidentally chatted myself close to meeting 4..5 girls, but at the last minute I always *meh* myself out of it.
Like I said, I love my girl and I'm just not all that interested in new pussy... Sure, if you're throwing it around I'll probably catch some (I am after all allowed to) but... 'meh'.
But, yeah... Male or Female, Give me a poke if you feel like chatting, I've had some great chats with random people here over the years.
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