I'm in an open relationship with NoneOfYourFuckenBusiness (seriously, why do people put those links on their profiles?) who is a 99% match, brilliant, gorgeous, funny, sexy, slightly kinky and writes better code than I do (I'm punching above my weight here).... It's been over a year and I'm still not motivated to attract anyone new (what can I say, I'm in love) so, I'm basically just here window shopping.
If you happen to not care that I have a girl friend and/or are also involved in something open/poly, feel free to give me a poke, you might be able to tempt me away for the odd evening (however, be aware that if you too are not already seeing someone, it almost certainly wont work (single girls want too much 'everything', and my everything is already spoken for))
I'm bored of the shit I had written here and feel like starting again.... But I have absolutely no good literary idea to work with, so.... it's total balls ATM.
I'll write some crap here as soon as I think up a new way to wind people up.
....... I may need to get drunk.
In the mean time, check out the Q+A.... Like a moron I've been answering those questions for years with no thought to people actually reading them (often whilst drunk), so they are a fairly good indicator of the type of arse I am.
For now I shall simply go with:
"Curmudgeonly prick, and proud of it."