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37 M Reading, United Kingdom

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Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
There's always one, and it's usually me.


I'm in an open relationship with NoneOfYourFuckenBusiness (seriously, why do people put those links on their profiles?), It's been a year now and to my surprise, I'm still not all that motivated to attract anyone new (what can I say, I'm in love).
If you happen to not care that I have a girl friend and/or are also involved in something open/poly, feel free to give me a poke, you might be able to tempt me away for the odd evening (however, be aware that if you too are not already seeing someone, it almost certainly wont work (single girls want too much 'everything', and my everything is already spoken for))


I'm bored of the shit I had written here and feel like starting again.... But I have absolutely no good literary idea to work with, so.... it's total balls ATM.

I'll write some crap here as soon as I think up a new way to wind people up.

....... I may need to get drunk.


For now I shall simply go with:
"Curmudgeonly prick, and proud of it."
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get my graphics company up and running properly.

"Hey buddy, you want to buy picture?, I have picture in back of car. It perfect for you."
I’m really good at
I got tested once, it seems my spacial awareness is right at the top of the 99th percentile.
Sadly, this superpower has little/no useful application in the real world... all it actually seems to do is specialize my brains wiring to the point that I'm dumb as fuck when it comes to pretty much everything else... i.e.... life.

I'm also pretty good at knowing everything, this does tend to wind people up... but I have found that for the most part it only winds up people who don't know shit about shit.
These are exactly the sort of people I don't want in my life, so I really couldn't give a crap when I do piss off people like that.
(also, the simple truth of the matter is that I really don't know much, I have just learned to STFU when I don't know).
The first things people usually notice about me
I have been told in the past that I'm somewhat intimidating... something to do with me being 6 foot tall, fairly large build and wearing a lot of black.... and because I spend a lot of time scowling at the world in general.
Oh.. and I'm pretty quiet, I don't tend to speak unless I've got something to say... which can come across as 'lurking'.

But I am lovely really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Whatever you watch/listen too?..... yeah, probably not that.
The six things I could never do without
Nope, I honestly cant think of anything I couldn't cut out of my life and still get by just fine (discounting the whole 'food, air, water' thing).

I do kinda need a computer to work... and the internet to sell shit, but it really doesn't bother me much when I'm cut off for days/weeks on end.

I would love to say 'music', It is one of the few things I actually give a crap about... but, I've been on a podcast/audio book kick for at least a few months, I don't think I've actually listened to music in that whole time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
............. Humm.

Nope once more, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about anything any more.

For the most part I figured the world out years ago and am entirely happy with most of my conclusions.
Show me new evidence and I'll re-evaluate, but for the most part that doesn't take long and just slips into my existing model of the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being incredibly boring, sitting at home working on some 3D graphics crap.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Boobs do absolutely nothing for me. Sure, I play with (them because I know you like it)... but they are largely just fleshy bags of fat... I simply don't get the fascination.
Give me a nice little tit any day, far more aesthetically pleasing IMO.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
Honestly?... You probably shouldn't...
In the last year I've accidentally chatted myself close to meeting 5..6 girls, but at the last minute I always *meh* myself out of it.

Like I said, I love my girl and I'm just not all that interested in new pussy... Sure, if you're throwing it around I'll probably catch some but... 'meh'.

I guess, give me a poke if you feel like chatting, that normally winds up being entertaining.