I'm in an open relationship with NoneOfYourFuckenBusiness (seriously, why do people put those links on their profiles?) who is a 99% match, brilliant, gorgeous, funny, sexy, slightly kinky and writes better code than I do (I'm punching above my weight here).... It's been two years and I'm still not motivated to attract anyone new (what can I say, I'm in love)... I.e, I'm basically just here window shopping.
If you happen to not care that I have a girl friend and/or are also involved in something open/poly, feel free to give me a poke, you might be able to tempt me away for the odd evening (however, be aware that if you too are not already seeing someone, it probably wont work (single girls want too much 'everything', and my everything is already spoken for))
If you actually want to know about me, I direct you to the Q+A section, where I have, over several years of filling boring train hours and keeping myself entertained whilst drunk, answered way too many questions way too honestly.... It should give you a pretty good idea of the type of curmudgeonly prick I am deep down.
However, I do feel it only fair to warn you about the crap you will find there, I honestly don't give a shit if I offend you (if I can manage to offend you with this bullshit?, then we're not going to get along in person, so... "meh"), and if you believe anything that you cannot demonstrate with science (religion, anti-vax, fate, homeopathy, tarot, any of that pish) then I'm going to call you an idiot.... a LOT, probably best you don't even look (Seriously, I don't want you people in my life, at all... ever, even if you're not offended by my crap it's still a waste of your time, because I'm not interested).
aaaaand, if you've not answered enough questions to be able to see anything there?...... well, answer some damn questions you lazy bitch!
You can answer 100 or so (a good minimum count) in about quarter of an hour and it will do a great job of tweaking your match numbers (it really does work once you've done a good number of em).