I'm in an open relationship with NoneOfYourFuckenBusiness (seriously, why do people put those links on their profiles?) who is a 99% match, brilliant, gorgeous, funny, sexy, slightly kinky and writes better code than I do (I'm punching above my weight here).... It's been two years and I'm still not motivated to attract anyone new (what can I say, I'm in love) so, I'm basically just here window shopping.
If you happen to not care that I have a girl friend and/or are also involved in something open/poly, feel free to give me a poke, you might be able to tempt me away for the odd evening (however, be aware that if you too are not already seeing someone, it probably wont work (single girls want too much 'everything', and my everything is already spoken for))
If you actually want to know about me, I direct you to the Q+A section, where I have, over several years of filling boring train hours and keeping myself entertained whilst drunk, answered way too many questions way too honestly.... It should give you a pretty good idea of the type of curmudgeonly prick I am deep down.
However, I do feel it only fair to warn you about the crap you will find there, I honestly don't give a shit if I offend you.
If I offend you, it will be because what I say highlights some kind of bullshit you believe (anti-vax, fate, homeopathy, religion.. fuck, who knows what you idiots believe)
I am a sensible, rational human being who uses an evidence based model for constructing my understanding of the universe.
If you are anything other than that.... I'm going to call you an idiot.... a LOT.... probably best you don't read any of it, because I 100% believe that your woolly headed, ill-conceived bullshit is childish, ridiculous and fundamentally not helping humanity.
Under no circumstances do I ever want to interact with you anti-scientific morons, who would rather believe old wives tales than double blind studies with tens of thousands of data points.... you are idiots.... and humanity would not suffer in the least if you killed yourself right now.... because you add nothing to the sum of human understanding other than propagating ridiculous bullshit to the next generation.
i.e.... don't bother reading my shit, it's too good for you... you're a fucken child and you can't deal with how the universe actually works.
(and if you're offended already, thinking I'm an arsehole.... good.
I would just like to take a minute to inform you that I... get no shortage of messages from sensible women.... women who actually understand how the world works.... they think I'm great (O.K. they think I'm a bit of a prick, but they completely understand and agree).
This shit is the best ever way to filter out dumb cunts from the list of people who will talk to me... because I don't want to talk to dumb cunts..... and my cock is somewhat sapiosexual... I don't give a crap how hot you are, if you're an idiot I'm just not going to want to fuck you)