I'm in an open relationship with NoneOfYourFuckenBusiness (seriously, why do people put those links on their profiles?) who is a 99% match, brilliant, gorgeous, funny, sexy, slightly kinky and writes better code than I do (I'm punching above my weight here).... It's been over a year and I'm still not motivated to attract anyone new (what can I say, I'm in love) so, I'm basically just here window shopping.
If you happen to not care that I have a girl friend and/or are also involved in something open/poly, feel free to give me a poke, you might be able to tempt me away for the odd evening (however, be aware that if you too are not already seeing someone, it almost certainly wont work (single girls want too much 'everything', and my everything is already spoken for))
Anyhow, as I'm not really trying to get laid here; I decided to write a brutally honest profile... then just for the fun of it, run the whole thing through google translate a few times.
So, I basically antisocial, I do not like a lot of people around, I usually when I'm alone or with one other person (I know), very happy.
[Or any number of geeks / researcher / kind of monster]
There is not much "konvergense" I just ...... you know ...... "weird" Really nothing to say the vast majority of the crew.
As you may have company, so you can (God, how I hate it depends very, very much) in the first term of the problem. When you and I and awkward silence, awkward silence a very good chance to win.
I love working with people close to, but new people? * Shock * ...
I am very naughty, my pleasure (if I was drunk), and I'm just zero appreciation for the absurd.
But over the years I've had a lot of people are trying to convince to do a backup, so it looks like I'm at least interesting.
If you look at, Q + A, where you will see, I tend to borrow a lot ...... I have done almost entirely for his own pleasure, but it seems that some people think it's funny, you do .. * shrug * ..
If you are one of them ...... maybe we should talk about it?
I am not an athlete. Can not stand by and not interested in participating are simple boring dog feces ...... I have been very easy for people to be able to talk about such simple activities.
I have little interest in travel.
Shock, ah ..... anyone really know!
I am the world and Europe .. about half way and my feeling is often .... "butt hurt sitting there" (do not get me started on the results).
I do not really mind sees, such as Peru ... but only on the road, there are a lot of elbow grease.
I know that there is something for everyone, and not because I was full of yourself or your voice ...... but because I know everything.
Or more precisely, I learned quiet, I do not know, so most of the time, when I say something, it's control (maybe I did too).
This massage is a lot of people, on the other hand, I fully understand why, but I think it is with its own uncertainty, I personally like about the people who know what they are saying, but it seems I was in the minority.
My digging arm amazing ability to smell like week-old cabbage in a few hours to get out of the bathroom. (This is not a joke, I just noticed it a few days ago, out of the bathroom to do something else is in bed chatted about the Grand Prix, after two or three hours, and there is no reason to go to work, I think in all).
My feet do the same thing, but only when wearing sneakers .... This is what leads me to believe that this is the wrong footwear.
And ...... and almost certainly, all the music, videos and all the terrible things that you think is interesting is the manipulation and stupid .... I'm glad to say.
On the other side, but I think you'll find in the end for me, so it will not be in the least shocked when I do not give my new top shading dog feces.