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ReplyToYourSpam

37 M Reading, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.84m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's always one, and it's usually me.

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I'm in an open relationship with NoneOfYourFuckenBusiness (seriously, why do people put those links on their profiles?) who is a 99% match, brilliant, gorgeous, funny, sexy, slightly kinky and writes better code than I do (I'm punching above my weight here).... It's been over a year and I'm still not motivated to attract anyone new (what can I say, I'm in love) so, I'm basically just here window shopping.

If you happen to not care that I have a girl friend and/or are also involved in something open/poly, feel free to give me a poke, you might be able to tempt me away for the odd evening (however, be aware that if you too are not already seeing someone, it almost certainly wont work (single girls want too much 'everything', and my everything is already spoken for))

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Anyhow, as I'm not really trying to get laid here; I decided to write a brutally honest profile... then just for the fun of it, run the whole thing through google translate a few times.

So, I basically antisocial, I do not like a lot of people around, I usually when I'm alone or with one other person (I know), very happy.
[Or any number of geeks / researcher / kind of monster]
There is not much "konvergense" I just ...... you know ...... "weird" Really nothing to say the vast majority of the crew.
As you may have company, so you can (God, how I hate it depends very, very much) in the first term of the problem. When you and I and awkward silence, awkward silence a very good chance to win.
I love working with people close to, but new people? * Shock * ...

I am very naughty, my pleasure (if I was drunk), and I'm just zero appreciation for the absurd.
But over the years I've had a lot of people are trying to convince to do a backup, so it looks like I'm at least interesting.
If you look at, Q + A, where you will see, I tend to borrow a lot ...... I have done almost entirely for his own pleasure, but it seems that some people think it's funny, you do .. * shrug * ..
If you are one of them ...... maybe we should talk about it?

I am not an athlete. Can not stand by and not interested in participating are simple boring dog feces ...... I have been very easy for people to be able to talk about such simple activities.

I have little interest in travel.
Shock, ah ..... anyone really know!
I am the world and Europe .. about half way and my feeling is often .... "butt hurt sitting there" (do not get me started on the results).
I do not really mind sees, such as Peru ... but only on the road, there are a lot of elbow grease.

I know that there is something for everyone, and not because I was full of yourself or your voice ...... but because I know everything.
Or more precisely, I learned quiet, I do not know, so most of the time, when I say something, it's control (maybe I did too).
This massage is a lot of people, on the other hand, I fully understand why, but I think it is with its own uncertainty, I personally like about the people who know what they are saying, but it seems I was in the minority.

My digging arm amazing ability to smell like week-old cabbage in a few hours to get out of the bathroom. (This is not a joke, I just noticed it a few days ago, out of the bathroom to do something else is in bed chatted about the Grand Prix, after two or three hours, and there is no reason to go to work, I think in all).
My feet do the same thing, but only when wearing sneakers .... This is what leads me to believe that this is the wrong footwear.

And ...... and almost certainly, all the music, videos and all the terrible things that you think is interesting is the manipulation and stupid .... I'm glad to say.
On the other side, but I think you'll find in the end for me, so it will not be in the least shocked when I do not give my new top shading dog feces.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get my graphics company up and running properly.

"Hey buddy, you want to buy picture?, I have picture in back of car. It perfect for you."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skipping sections.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Whatever you watch/listen too?..... yeah, probably not that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nope, I honestly cant think of anything I couldn't cut out of my life and still get by just fine (discounting the (painfully) obvious 'food, air, water' thing).

I do kinda need a computer to work... and the internet to sell shit, but it really doesn't bother me much when I'm cut off for days/weeks on end.

I would love to say 'music', It is one of the few things I actually give a crap about... but, I've been on a podcast/audio book kick for at least a few months, I don't think I've actually listened to music in that whole time.

[Just off the top of my head: Startalk radio (if you don't love NdT?... you suck), Skepticast, Naked scientist, David Sedaris, Bill Burr's, Doug Stanhope's]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well, I've just spent quite a lot of time thinking about things I spend a lot of time thinking about (check me out, being all meta).

Conclusion: nope, I really don't spend a lot of time thinking about anything any more. I think I've pretty much got the world figured out already.... I am however, always open to new evidence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being incredibly boring, sitting at home working on some 3D graphics crap.... Friday is not an 'out' night in my current regular schedule.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Boobs do absolutely nothing for me. Sure, I play with (them because I know you like it) but they are largely just fleshy bags of glands and fat... I simply don't get the fascination.
Sure they're not as comfy to cuddle up to but give me a nice little tit any day. Not that they float my boat either, but they are more aesthetically pleasing... IMO.... and wont give you back problems.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Honestly?... You probably shouldn't...
In the last year I've accidentally chatted myself close to meeting 4..5 girls, but at the last minute I always *meh* myself out of it.

Like I said, I love my girl and I'm just not all that interested in new pussy... Sure, if you're throwing it around I'll probably catch some (I am after all allowed to) but... 'meh'.

Male or Female, Give me a poke if, after the shit above you still feel like chatting anyway, I've had some great chats with random people here over the years.