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38 Reading, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.84m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yeah, I didn't like the last drunken rant I had here, so I killed it.

Another drunken rant coming soon.

In the mean time, look at the Q+A, there are plenty of my rants (drunken and otherwise) in there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get my graphics company up and running properly.

"Hey buddy, you want to buy picture?, I have picture in back of car. It perfect for you."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skipping sections.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Whatever you watch/listen too?..... yeah, probably not that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Duct tape (yes, it is 'duct', not 'duck'... only idiots call it 'duck tape', even in reference to the products of the company 'duck', who make tape... I mean, you're not taping ducks... at least, I hope not).
- Epoxy resin.
- Soldering Iron (and solder).
- Decent bed.
- Someone to share that bed.
- and, I'll get back to you with the 6th at a future date.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well, I've just spent quite a lot of time thinking about things I spend a lot of time thinking about (check me out, being all meta).

Conclusion: nope, I really don't spend a lot of time thinking about anything any more. I think I've pretty much got the world figured out already.... I am however, always open to new evidence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being incredibly boring, sitting at home working on some 3D graphics crap.... Friday is not an 'out' night in my current regular schedule.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Boobs do absolutely nothing for me. Sure, I play with them (because I know you like it) but they are largely just fleshy bags of glands and fat... I simply don't get the fascination.
Sure they're not as comfy to cuddle up to but give me a nice little tit any day. Not that they float my boat either, but they are more aesthetically pleasing... IMO.... and wont give you back problems.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can read my crap without feeling that I'm attacking you.

Because if I'm attacking you, it's because you're stupid/doing something stupid... and if you're stupid, then I don't want to talk to you anyway.

The rest of you, please feel free to give me a poke, I'm actually not as much of a prick as I pretend to be.