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33 Salt Lake City, UT Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:51pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Strictly non-monogamous

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate these things but I'll start by explaining the obvious questions... the SN is for "Repo the Genetic Opera" a movie I loved right before creating the profile, I hate creating profile names. The pic was in Paris and as I was on Leave from Iraq I felt I was entitled to fondle the first available boobies..... I know my profile will irritate/annoy/scare away most girls, but that just saves us both time as I am trying to give an accurate representation of who I actually am as opposed to trying to create an image to attract everybody. I am who I am and I feel I deserve someone who wants to have fun with me.

I've decided I'm looking for a girl that's somewhere between Felecia Day and Sasha Grey, a girl that doesn't take herself too seriously, likes to have fun, and will embrace her sexuality. The kind of woman that will tell me how I fucked up as she's helping me bury the body.

I should also mention that I haven't been monogamous for years. I do know that my profile says "Single" at the top, but there is no option for "Probably dating a number of people at any given time, but still available."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing my BS in Electrical Engineering and Math. Wondering why people are so hypocritical in nature.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communication (Seriously, this is important)
Fixing things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a head.....? I dunno, I don't ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Armor (John Steakly), Dune, Harry Potter, Millennium series (Stig Larson), Shogun

Music..... depends on my mood, I'll rock out to Lady Gaga, Men at work, or Piano man while doing homework.

Good food, I love all kinds. I can't cook but I'm a great assistant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good people
Communications (radio, phone, internet)
Transportation (car, motorcycle, bicycle)
My weapons (no, not guns, weapons... I'm not a gun *nut* though I do believe that the only freedoms you have are those you can/will defend)
The freedom to decide how many things I want to share
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Today it's been the general low quality of people I've been running into. Integrity, it's not that hard. I can take a lot of brutal honesty if you just tell me what's going on in your head, telepathy I'm not so good at.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
..... I have no shame.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can be honest about what you want. You can impress me with your zombie plan. You understand the difference between emotional, philosophical, and logical discussions. Bonus points if you can tell me the contrapositive* to "I only date rational women." you think is a good theme song for a relationship.