I like being social. You know, like getting drinks with friends, bowling, delivering the final blow to failing civilizations, and feeding on weak mortals. My pasttimes include knitting, going to flea markets/yard sales, and watching roadshow antiques (you never really know what you have just laying around the house).
I'm pretty open to most experiences but I hate reading. I read some times, but it usually doesn't work for me due to my large claws. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like stories and such, but not in book format; audio books are a godsend!
All in all, I'm pretty cool...when it's not hunting season. Also, my kids come first, all 341 of them. So I hope you're into that. Otherwise, to the FIERY PITS OF MAQATAR WITH YOU!!!...Oh, and I'm also deeply devoted to my colony of Amphoids: Victory to the strong, hellfire to the weak! GROK GROK! (That's an inside joke)
NOTE: For all of you narcs out there who can't stand to see others happy and flag my pictures just because I don't look like you, I'm posting a message I recently received from an OKC member who shall remain anonymous:
"Thank you!! I don't know if you out this profile up as a joke it what be you have given me such a laugh I haven't experienced in a few days. I'm currently sick in bed with pneumonia and bronchitis and this just made my day. Doesn't take much.
Thanks again for the laugh!!!"
If you don't like me or my pictures, just ignore me- don't be a douchebag, as humans say. I just look a little different but my heart is just as cold as everyone else's.
I'm also a writer. Although I own transcription slaves and typists due to the size of my hands.
Shows: One Tree Hill
Music: Crosby, Stills, and Nash
Food: Human, duh!
The internets (lol, seriously!).
...Also, if you're single and aren't looking for just a one-night stand. Insensitivity INFURIATES me!